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AnonAnon
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 12 Dec 2012    Post subject: HELP NEEDED: Xmas idea for boyfriend Reply with quote

Hello

My boyfriend is a biker. I'm looking to buy him something 'bike' related for xmas.

Any advice on whether these are a good idea?

https://www.jcmotors.com/p-18538-alpinestars-apex-drystar-gloves.aspx?CurrencySetting=GBP#.UMkC-6ya8YI

They get a good review here:
https://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/Products/productsresults/Gloves/2010/December/dec0910-top-5-winter-gloves/

Any (sensible) help appreciated. Wink
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 12 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those an a blowie, he'll be happy enough!
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 12 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thumb up the bum. Cool
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 12 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goodness why can't I have a girlie like you!

The drystars are excellent choice!
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 12 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ask Acemastr

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PostPosted: 01:14 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The way to a man's heart is to buy him decent tools.

Oh.. and a blowjob.
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PostPosted: 09:11 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like blowjobs, bike gear is a very personal thing. I'd rather be asked exactly what I want.
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PostPosted: 09:14 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bum love.
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PostPosted: 09:21 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 09:26 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give him a blowjob after bareback anal, I'm dreeeaming of a, brooooownn chriiistmaaaaas
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PostPosted: 09:29 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arse to mouth is always a winner!
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PostPosted: 09:49 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not kit, unless he specifically asked for something or you get him to try it first. It has to be fitted and comfortable. Gloves maybe will work as the fit doesnt need to be exact. But especially helmet and boots no, they must fit.

Bike luggage?

what about a new bike? If you buy me a new ktm 1190 I will be your boyfriend Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 10:03 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tits or GTFO.
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PostPosted: 11:06 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bike kit is personal, take him out and let him try some one, drystars have a good reputation but might not fit him right.


Also more blowjobs Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

why do you ous all want blowjobs? It is cheaper to pay for the blowjob. Bike kit is so much more expensive. Rather take that and use your own money to get a BJ Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kradmelder wrote:
why do you ous all want blowjobs? It is cheaper to pay for the blowjob. Bike kit is so much more expensive. Rather take that and use your own money to get a BJ Mr. Green


aye.. but paying £10 for the local crack whore is never the same.
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PostPosted: 12:04 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

kernow24 wrote:
aye.. but paying £10 for the local crack whore is never the same.

but at least if the local whore is making all the right moaning noises, and saying "wow thats a big un" at least you know she`s lying bitch & she`s faking it.
But with the GF you`ll never know is she`s faking it, and a blow job is gonna cost you a damn sight more than £10 when you take her out for the evening, then end up with an empty wallet, and then theres no certainty that you`ll even get a BJ after spending loads of cash on her
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PostPosted: 12:16 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

kernow24 wrote:

aye.. but paying £10 for the local crack whore is never the same.


If you dangle crack in front of them the slobber more Wink


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PostPosted: 12:34 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

ice cubes in your mouth for a min or 2, then give him a blowie along with those items
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PostPosted: 13:55 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

lozzypop1 wrote:
The way to a man's heart is to buy him decent tools.

Oh.. and a blowjob.


I'd second this.

Maybe something like a good quality metric spanner set or the likes.

In reality though, if you get him the second suggestion, he's not going to be bothered what else you get him for his birthday as it's the thought that counts. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

im getting a 40"x30" canvas print of my bike to hang on the wall, theres a website where you upload a photo and they print it on canvas.



Plus he can look at it while getting that blowie Wink
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PostPosted: 14:07 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Peirre oBollox wrote:
kernow24 wrote:
aye.. but paying £10 for the local crack whore is never the same.

but at least if the local whore is making all the right moaning noises, and saying "wow thats a big un" at least you know she`s lying bitch & she`s faking it.
But with the GF you`ll never know is she`s faking it, and a blow job is gonna cost you a damn sight more than £10 when you take her out for the evening, then end up with an empty wallet, and then theres no certainty that you`ll even get a BJ after spending loads of cash on her


and besides, who cares if she is faking it?

Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:19 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kradmelder wrote:
and besides, who cares if she is faking it?

Laughing

not me ............ so long as she makes enough noise for around 30 seconds of my time Wink
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Listening to R4's Woman's Hour informed me that Anne Summers have sold out of blindfolds and handcuffs.

Improvise....Bag and zip ties?
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PostPosted: 17:09 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Listening to R4's Woman's Hour informed me that Anne Summers have sold out of blindfolds and handcuffs.

Improvise....Bag and zip ties?


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