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Skudd
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 12 Dec 2012    Post subject: Today I did do............... Reply with quote

Get divorced. Well the letter said it was in court today and would be done and dusted at just after 10am this morning.
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 12 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay! we can get married now! So you gonna stick your ring on my finger??
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 12 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Divorce can be such a wonderful thing. I went from abject hell to utter bliss in such a short time. In fact, I'm still grateful to my ex-wife for wanting away. I ended up in such a better place I can't tell you. The ex has been remarried and split again already, whereas I'm very happily married again and have been for nearly 6 years. Makes me think that things weren't as much my fault as she made out. Getting divorced was one of the best things I ever did.
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 12 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Yay! we can get married now! So you gonna stick your ring on my finger??


I'm holding out for a better offer, but I will keep you in mind just in case the pox riddled, one legged, blind, 90 year old whore turns me down for the eleventh time.
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PostPosted: 00:22 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Yay! we can get married now! So you gonna stick your ring on my finger??


You Sir are a disgrace.

You should at least have waited for the Decree nisi to arrive.
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PostPosted: 00:39 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walloper wrote:
Fisty wrote:
Yay! we can get married now! So you gonna stick your ring on my finger??


You Sir are a disgrace.

You should at least have waited for the Decree nisi to arrive.


I disagree, he was charming and offered a mere finger, a disgrace would be an offering of fisting on their first date.
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PostPosted: 00:44 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've had five happy years of marriage with my second wife... We've been married twenty-four, but five were pretty good. Thumbs Up Wink
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PostPosted: 00:48 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good.
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PostPosted: 12:26 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

My poor, long sufferring husband got his decree absolute through the post & I immediately booked our wedding Laughing He was only divorced for just over 5 months.
Can't leave a man single and happy for too long Laughing

Should I say 'congratulations' to you Skudd?
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PostPosted: 12:32 - 13 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratuloratorials, champagne cocktails and Havanas all round, then xxx

If its the decree nisi you just got, then don't forget to have the decree absolute processed after 6 (or is it 8?) weeks!

I got my decree nisi in April 2002, and then forgot to do the other bit 6-8 weeks later... a year later I realised I'd forgotten, and it was too late, LOL

I get on alright with my ex-husband so well now that I was tempted to buy him a silver wedding anniversary gift last year, except I didn't think his current bird would see the humour in the situation Laughing



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PostPosted: 13:54 - 14 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Been married to the same wonderful woman for 27 years, I wouldn't have it any other way, I love my house.
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PostPosted: 14:02 - 14 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, in summary, marriage can be cut down to finding a woman you don't like and buying her a house Very Happy

...or on the other hand I did hear something about love, commitment, friendship, romance but these might just be rumours spread by women.
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PostPosted: 15:16 - 14 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations OP, however this thread further increases my opposition to the mental idea of ever getting married in the first place.
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PostPosted: 15:29 - 14 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joncrete Cungle wrote:
Congratulations OP, however this thread further increases my opposition to the mental idea of ever getting married in the first place.


The risk is too high ha.
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Skudd
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 14 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well just found out I have to wait the six weeks, Bugger.
Never mind off out on the works Xmas do. Will have a drink or more and enjoy myself.
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