Wanking is better than sex.

[JiveBunny]

So I was talking with a co worker about the amount of single mother whores and pof.

Sex is talked up a lot, works like a charm when its demonstrated on video but once you get it. It fails to deliver. Big Time.

So heres a thought. Recognise that once you're asking the woman out, (which lets face it if she is off pof she is most likely a single mother on benefits or fake). Setting up the date, paying for the date, responsible for physical escalation, responsible for her physical response and responsible for your own orgasm, that you're essentially having sex with yourself. The woman is just a formality.

Or simply demand that women do as advertised and actually give you an orgasm. And when it doesnt work as advertised, dont blame yourself, blame it. Blame the entire edifice of bullsh*tbuilt up around it as this hole of wonders and ultimate bliss.

My Utopian dreams be it all women are sanctioned in pods in deep under ground caves away from the general population for a couple of hundred years yes I know this sounds ludicrous and mental but think about it. Its the social expectation of the eternal hard-on that gives these fuck sockets the power.

[Polarbear]

you what?
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[Marmalade]

You're doing it wrong.
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[Harold_Shand]

Like attracts like.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[Werny]

[The Artist]

pof is basically a dating site which is free.

If you go out with someone off there, they are essentially prostitutes, you buy them a drink or meal or whatever and do the deed.

It is probably cheaper and less hassle to get a real prostitute than use pof.

[Aff]

[rumppole]

I'm guessing the OP was dumped recently.
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[Benno]

JiveBunny's guide on how to get the most out of a prostitute
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I'm autistic. That means I'm smarter than you.

[stinkwheel]

The OP is a wanker.
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[Alpha-9]

OP clearly hasn't discovered blowjobs
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[Slacker24seve...]

[unitynotsocri...]

you ve obviously not met princess lucky yet,she can behave like the dirtiest seventeen year old ten pound meth slag,go there there,when you get man flu or get warts on your todge,cook n clean n subsidise ya beer n condoms,,,and have ya kids and put up with your childish unrealistic expectations of intimaacy n companionship,

sorry bud but you find out your best freinds r the ones who are honest enough to tell u the shit we dont want to hear.......thats why i love bcf,,,,,,ometimes the truth hurts.....

keep to wanking for now n stay from my rachel n merridith,they ll just knock you out when u try to dtut gary,and rob you n steal yor clothes..........

(autistic niaveaty or positive beleif in human behaviour?)
try understanding your feelings..........while not touching your nob. think of what sort of anim, person would be compatable for u ,but firstly question wether u really need the extra love partner stuff in ya life,after all the freedom to wank in ya livvi to babestation whilt dog watchs,priceless
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[Alpha-9]

I did remember with my five year relationship by the end I was describing our sex life to her as "like wanking with a woman"

Feels good though man. If she can't be arsed but will let me use her like a masturbation implement then so be it, feels just as good


Okay confession time, who else has used their girlfriends hand to wank themselves off because she said she couldn't be arsed to do it herself
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[Nexus Icon]

[Alpha-9]

[Sload]

[Nexus Icon]

I can honestly say I've never had to stoop that low
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[Alpha-9]

Ogod I thought most people would have, maybe our relationship was more tragic than I thought

It's pretty good actually, even better when she's asleep
Wait what?
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Fzr-600 1999

[unitynotsocri...]

used to wake up with todge between mrs legs,shed warm herself up on it and use it to wake me up for some awake action,,,unless she was busy of course when she just used it to wake me up n get the kids sorted,see,fannies are nt just for shagging,,,they are better than alarm clocks,

once woke up with todge up ex ex s gary,was shocked,wonderd if i was turning gay,she said shed fancied it so made the best of me while asleep n spooning her......nurses..midwives....thought they were hygenic little angles.......felt dirty for weeks,,,,,
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[smegballs]

[JiveBunny]

I am not as young and naive as I used to. They have one thing in common they enjoy being abused.

I have come to one conclusion you need to choose girls for the right reasons yes? Then Don't be nice. Never be nice.

Today, women expect demonic-type men to ask them out. Women of this generation aren't looking for nice men; they're looking for men that will mistreat them and call them a list of colourful adjectives.

They have a twisted, distorted idea of how a man should be they prefer men that embarrass them and call them names. Now, this isn't my opinion, before I get called a wanker again thank you.

It's from experience. I no longer treat women nicely because they have shown ridicule and scorn toward me for so long that it's no longer any fun getting to know them.

TLTR; I wish today's women would live on another planet.

[Skudd]

Doesn't everyone keep the arm and hand when you dump the body?
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[mysterious_rider]

Bunny has a point. The amount of times I've been skated over just to see the girl go for the guy that cheats on them with multiple other girls.

It is laughable.
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[Benno]