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Irn-Bru
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 06 Jan 2013    Post subject: French people Reply with quote
Been to Lebanon for a few weeks and I did not expect there to be so many Frenchies! I asked one of them whilst on a tour and they said most know English in France, but do not like to speak it, so they like go to places where French is widely spoken (Lebanon was French-occupied for a long time and most speak Arabic, French and English). The majority of the girls I saw had thick rimmed glasses, massive noses and wore weird clothes... example:

https://i.imgur.com/3WF1y.jpg

Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:45 - 06 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did they have hairy armipits and smoke too?
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PostPosted: 11:49 - 06 Jan 2013    Post subject: Re: French people Reply with quote
Irn-Bru wrote:
Been to Lebanon for a few weeks and I did not expect there to be so many Frenchies! I asked one of them whilst on a tour and they said most know English in France, but do not like to speak it, so they like go to places where French is widely spoken (Lebanon was French-occupied for a long time and most speak Arabic, French and English). The majority of the girls I saw had thick rimmed glasses, massive noses and wore weird clothes... example:

https://i.imgur.com/3WF1y.jpg

Laughing


And she has 'Fanny' on the back of her jacket? Oh well, I guess that is better than 'kunt'.
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PostPosted: 11:59 - 06 Jan 2013    Post subject: Re: French people Reply with quote
Kradmelder wrote:


And she has 'Fanny' on the back of her jacket? Oh well, I guess that is better than 'kunt'.


She might also have a front bottom Thinking
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 06 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why do french people smell?












So that the blind can hate them too.


It is because of the french that I vcan't look at butter without getting an errection.
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PostPosted: 12:38 - 06 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb432/MattJ9/butter_zps7a27200f.jpg
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PostPosted: 13:01 - 06 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Why do french people smell?












So that the blind can hate them too.


It is because of the french that I vcan't look at butter without getting an errection.


Its to keep the germans away when they raise their arms. They are hoping to be told to just go away so they can sell their weapons to the iraqis or iranians or anyone that will buy them.

The only time they fight is in food riots when their farmers dump food all over the place.
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 06 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
MattJ wrote:
https://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb432/MattJ9/butter_zps7a27200f.jpg


Pure porn Embarassed
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PostPosted: 15:20 - 06 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Even I know what that word mean Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 06 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
MattJ wrote:
https://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb432/MattJ9/butter_zps7a27200f.jpg


Pure porn Embarassed




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMtAer6B6TU

???? Surprised
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 06 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
fatpies wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMtAer6B6TU

???? Surprised


Cant believe the amount of people in the comments that dont 'get' it Neutral
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 06 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
My first thought was he's lubing her up for a bit of backdoor action Surprised
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PostPosted: 08:12 - 07 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd Last Tango...do I win a pat of Anchor Very Happy
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 07 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lebanon?

That's where awe they ghey wimin come from isn't it?
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 07 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
MattJ wrote:
https://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb432/MattJ9/butter_zps7a27200f.jpg


Does it leave a salty taste in your mouth??? Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 07 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Walloper wrote:
Lebanon?

That's where awe they ghey wimin come from isn't it?


I wish, the wimins over there are top notch.
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 07 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
This thread is making me want to surrender a laugh
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 07 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
*squints at the eastern horizon*

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PostPosted: 18:45 - 07 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Never had a problem with the French guys at work.
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 07 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
621andy wrote:
Skudd Last Tango...do I win a pat of Anchor Very Happy


That film gave me many an idea.
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