just had coppers at my house !

[dransy]

Keepin it short , upstairs having a shit left bike on drive as I was going back out , heard a noise got off the shitter to see some guy bolting out of my house!!

legged it downstairs and 3 of the Cunts in grey trackies running down street ,

They've tried to nick the bike then just walked straight in house for my keys ! I have loads of play in my steering lock took me ages to get the key into the barrel and ages again to get the steering lock off !! Managed to get the bike started but can't get the steering lock back on !

Had 2 pcso's at the and 3 guys from cid , bags on my door handles and the finger print guys are coming tonight .
Guy across the street was a good witness and 2 of them got caught by the cops just after I'd rang them.

Laptop was on room floor along with my wallet and change on the sofa and they where still there so was deffo after my keys ! , keys where on kitchen table , luckily they didn't get that far in the house !


Still can't believe he just walked straight in my house
Fucking mother fucking scum !
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[steveh]

Glad to hear nothing was stolen, and hope they pay for damage to bike.

i hope you went back upstairs to wipe your arse

and as you said, utter scum.
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Damn! Do you not lock your doors?
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More importantly, did you wipe your arse?
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[Magnet]

Shame you didn't catch the scummy twats and finish wiping your arse on their faces.
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[CaNsA]

Cheeky fucking bastards.

I hope you went back upstairs and done "one to polish".

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

I'd be more worried about your home "security" letting someone just waltz in whilst you're on the pan.
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I would love to catch someone in my house, I would shut the door and commit war crimes
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[Englishman]

A couple of years ago, I pulled into my drive to see two youths trying my garage door handle, and two others trying the house door. Two calmly came back up my drive and past me as I got out of the car. "What the f*ck are you doing?" was met with a dead-eyed glance and "Getting our football" reply. I should have photographed the little f*ckers. Unfortunately, most modern front doors don't lock unless you lock them and chancers like these and yours are hoping for a simple pick up of whatever they can grab before being heard or walked in on.
You really should be allowed to deal out anything you want to anyone on your property without permission.

I hope the ones the Police caught manage to fall down some stairs.
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[rhys1005]

No one in the house with a car you could of used to chase the fuckers? I bet they only ran around the corner.. I can't stand theives. Around my area it's full of theiving scummy teenagers that give honest, working teens like me sky high insurance quotes and constant police pulls from suspected theft.

Cool little story..
Once, i left my bike in a car park in the middle of the town center i live near just to grab a quick mc flurry. Come back to see a group of chavs gazing at me. The fuckers had only bent my steering so bad in an attempt to break the steering lock that i had to ride with handlebars almost locked completely right. Pullled over once i came to a turn as it was too dangerous and wheeled my bike into a back street to sort it out.. 5 minutes later i see one of them peaking around the corner so i pretended not to notice him. I knew they were planning to theive it again so i kneed down to make it look like i was checking something under the bike. Covered by the bike i texted my dad 'Big group of kids have fucked with my bike - unrideable now their gonna try steal it off me come quick llyods bank near burton northfield!' The kids finally started walking down so i put my helmet on incase they tried to knock me unconcious and told my dad if he cant make it ring police.couldnt do it myself as I had a new iphone, didnt want that stolen too! All of a sudden my dad and three elder brothers come running down the road with golf clubs shouting all sorts at the kids! The kids shit themselves and legged it! My brothers stopped once the kids fled but my dad must of chased them for half a mile! I remember one of the kids faces so whenever i see him in town i give a little smurk

Police didn't do shit due to lack of evidence and not one bystander stopped to help me. Annoying thing is i can't deal with it myself as they know where i live and my dad has a bmw the kids would happily wreck. Atleast they have the shame of running away like little girls from a 50 year old man

Safe to stay i now keep my bike in my living room and only go shops in areas i trust.

[_mjs_]

When I was fifteen my mountain bike was stolen; a couple of weeks later I found some shifty bastard riding it down the local towpath.

I beat the fuck out of him with a dog chain and threw his shoes in the canal.

It felt good.
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[Uncle fester]

I would welcome them in then let them meet the wife. After cleaning up there blood I would exact MY revenge ( more mess to clean up) I don't like little knobs trying to steal my things that I work bloody hard for.wankers
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[EazyDuz]

These threads make me not want to live on this planet anymore. WHEN is this going to become legal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9_YhKbrhnY
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[titan666]

What about deflating your front/back tyre everynight ,then chaining it up to a land anchor with the steering lock on ,and a disc lock through the front/back wheel?

just invest in a small compressor:)

most people would see the deflated tyre/s and think "bugger that"as they would most likly think someone really hates you!
they wouldnt bother trying to steal it, incase the cops were printing it the next day anyway, because of the wheels:)

make it undesirable and most of the scum wont bother, they are looking for a quick steal and then burn it out!

I had some scrote try jimmying my old front door several times when i lived down south(and infront of rows of houses in broad daylight)so i left a NICE note for when they returned,they didnt jimmy my door again after that!..

either that, or chain both wheels together with a nice padlock or two..

sometimes you really have to go overboard to stop them bothering! but if it keeps your bike safe then whats 10minutes fiddling..

Or you can buy those motion sensors that people use on shed doors and place it under your seat etc(they are pretty loud!!!

spmething like this
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Security-Safety-Door-Window-Vibration-Detector-Alarm-UK-/330720627682?pt=UK_Sound_Vision_Other&hash=item4d007c4be2
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[dransy]

Only left it on the drive as I was literally calling home after work for a shit and my bike pants , finger print guy been and gone didn't find nothing .

Got mud on my left bar and switches where they've tried to snap the steering lock by kicking it . I still cannot believe he just walked straight in my house . Had a massive statement with a guy from cid and happily said I'd follow it up in court .

He's said unless the guys son across the road will go identify and go to court nothing will come of it ,coppers knew who it was straight away .

I just hope they shit themselfs as much as I did when I saw him leg it out of my house !

Bikes in garage now with car right up against the door with the circle steering lock cover thingy ! Mother fuckers gonna be up all bastard night now
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[crazymotorbik...]

Hey,
Get your self a door chain. 2 seconds is all it takes to secure the door and it stops any scum from simply walking into your house

Yer it won't stop them kicking your door down but by that time you'll be more than aware there's someone at your door.

As for the law (Not so much the police), the law is f*cking useless. There's pond scum know they can do what they like and get away with it. No one has ever seen anything so the b*stards walk away scot free even when the police know them to be known trouble causers. Personally i would be one of those 'I saw nothing people' (For minor crimes) as i wouldn't like the hassle. I have seen what happens to peoples homes who confront/ witness these scum and it isn't nice.(My GF's brother had his house trashed. Wheelie bin through the front window, threatened with the concrete top of his gate post and had his house looted. All but one of the scum walked free from court.) I'm not a coward but nor am i stupid.

Cheers,
Shaun.

[johny2bikes]

Disturbing a man mid shit is just not on.... Is nothing sacred anymore?

Seriously, sorry to hear that.... the bastards need their thieving hands cutting off.
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