NEC 2004: Eye Candy (For the blokes!)

[Phoenix]

https://www.damons.dsl.pipex.com/images/misc/nec06.jpg

One on left looks like sarah michelle gellar.

[Shaun]

Carnflabbit you're right, a dumber looking version of her though, thats confused as to how she got there.

[Frost]

In me Burberay, In me Burberay
I look dead cool in me Burberay!
With and Orange tan, With an Orange tan....

[mchaggis]

Nearly all these women have far too much makeup on... And a lot of the blond ones look decidedly lacking in brains. (A stereotype I know... )You think the blonde in the jacuzzi is nicer than the brunette? Are you mad?
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[map]

LOL at the Arlen Ness stand!
Slogans like 'Live on the Edge' in front of a nice soft lifestyle jacuzzi!

[Susi]

[Irezumi aka Reuben]

Am I the only straight male here that finds these ladies quite annoying when going round races/shows etc? Or any ladies find them annoying?

Theyre so fake it's unbeleivable, I understand theyre there to do exactly what they do, but I dont want to pick up readings on a geigometer(sp) due to the amount of foundation and other shit used.

If they put a female who actually knew what they were on about next to the bike trying to sell it I'd be much more interested in the product.

Maybe im odd? Wait, maybe im really odd then?
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[Frost]

[Fortuna]

C'mon, would you seriuosly chuck all them them out of bed. There's a couple I'd *ahem* do.

[Annabella]

They are definitely fake boobies... you can see the scar for goodness sake! Plus, no boobs are ever that spherical, they just don't grow like that.

And yes, they did all have a huge amount of makeup and fake tan on

And yes, I find them immensely annoying, I want to see the bike, I want to see specific bits of the bikes, but no, I can't because there's horrid over coloured flash in over tight lycra in the way EUGH!


/rant

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[Phoenix]

You can see 'the scar' in those pics? I certainly can't and it'd be hidden by the bikini like it is, but yes they're fake, but that's pretty normal for anyone these days.

[Hex]

[Frost]

https://www.ciadvertising.org/studies/student/99_fall/theory/maria/LeoBurnett/pillsbury.JPG

[mchaggis]

Frosty, is that supposed to look like your avatar?
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[Fortuna]

I don't get it

[Silver]

The MCN website has eight galleries of babes at the moment

https://www.motorcyclenews.com/nav?page=motorcyclenews.articles.articleCategory.article&resourceId=1462691&articleCategory=NEWS_OTHER-NEWS

[Phoenix]

[Silver]

And some more here....

https://www.motorcycleshow.co.uk/mci2004/news_gallery_babe_2004.html

[map]

FWIW here's my contribution...
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Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger?

[WildGoose]

she stands out.... cant put my finger on why

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/1800201.jpg

the rest ..meh
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[hustler]

[Fortuna]

Rizla girls are always nice

[JonB]

My best girl picture from yesterday... The one at the front is absolutely gorgeous, but the one behind wasn't quite *ready*

https://www.spgunlimited.co.uk/R1%20Girls2.jpg


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[Harold_Shand]

Erm. Third one down from the top. You can see her snatch.