read my happy little story, and a quiz

[v4forlife]

well i just got in and the following story happened 5 mins ago.

i had just decided to go to my dads house to wait for my brother to get home after collage cause he baught halo 2 today. so im all kitted, well just textiles, but anyway, off i go down to the main road and on my way, i eventually get to the roundabout heading into town or round the outskirts and i decide to ride a little so i got round the outskirts till halfway at which i do a 180 at a a favorite roundabout of mine, and come all the way back to the first roundabout and turn left to go into town and to my dads. come round it and straighten up and accelrate to bout 30 when a big 'take the kids to school and do the shopping in' type van pulls into a carpark, right across my path. so i slam on the anchors but im not stopping quick enough, so i do what i was tought not to, and band in both front and back breaks, by instinct and obviously lowside. i jump up, ignoring injuries and my bake, as its not going anywhere, and walk over to the car and start shouting my head off along the lines of you stupid fuckincager, whats the fuckin matter with you are you fuckin blind or something, or did you choose to be ignorant, at which point she(yep, another useless woman) says......and here is the quiz, what did she say?

btw, ive got a limp and a huge bruise, my upper fairing is cracked to shit with my db screen and my mirror is broke, good news, r&g crash protectors work.

a pissed off
will
v4
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[Bomberman]

"Get away from me I'm calling the police you nutter?"
"Please don't hurt me?"

Something along those lines? Anyway, unlucky mate, sorry to hear about the crash.
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[mchaggis]

SMIDSY would be my guess. I take it you got their insurance details from them, or at least the registration number. Hope everything gets sorted out.

[troll mode] The sexism is a bit ott though. Writing coherent sentences with capital letters is good too.[/troll mode]
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[Frost]

"Well you should look where your going!"
"Well you should have indicated!"
"Its your fault for riding such a fast bike!"

OR

*Deep voice* "Sorry mate, didnt see you!"


On a side note theres this dumb bitch who ive nearly had a head on collision with 3 times now, she keeps driving out of the enterance al work past where it says "NO EXIT". i come round the corner and the last thing i expect to see is a car going the wrong way round a one way bend!

[v4forlife]

bomberman.....um, no
mcchaggis, yep, and i dont see what i can do, i got the details, but i didnt hit her
and frosty, i was going straight, so no need to indicate, , i was looking, she did this suddenly, and its only a 400

but she got out and said very apoligeticly sorry i didnt see you, i said thats always the excuse are you all blind, and she goes no honestly i didnt see you, its pretty dark, my light was and always is on, i dont see the reason for being such a dumbass, sorry bout the sexicm, just im pissed off, more money to shell out on that thing now.
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[headlamp]

"Oh well, that's tough "

or

"I'm reporting you to the Police for verbal assault"

or

"I have right of way as my vehicle is bigger than yours"
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[paulodd]

[v4forlife]

she didnt hit me, i was ridint straight and she turned across my path leaving me to either slam on the breaks or go crashing into her

will
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[Mnementh]

Paulodd, SMIDSY is Sorry Mate I Didn't See You...

[Demonic69]

If she admitted some kind of guilt you may have her. Try calling your insurers.
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[paulodd]

Thanks Mnementh and Full Bananas, had seen that abbreviation many a times on here but was not sure, thanks for clearing that one up
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[Danny]

Sorry to hear about your crash mate.

I believe that if you have to take evasive action like you did then she is liable for the crash.

[awj72]

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is halo 2 any good???? Kidding, sorry to hear the news
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[G1_]

Sorry to hear that will!
Hope you sort out an insurance claim and recover quickly!

[RealNinja]

I don't think you actually have to hit the other vehicle in order for them to have to pay out on thier insurance.

The insurance claim forms ask 'who do you deem responsible for the accident? or words to that effect...

You were riding along, she pulled out, you were forced to brake heavily or collide with her vehicle - ergo it was her fault.

I would speak to your insurance legal team
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[map]

FWIW on the test if you force any other vehicle to brake or take avoiding action it's an instant fail.
On that basis it sounds like you've a case for someone pulling out and having to take avoiding action, even if you didn't actually collide with the vehicle.

Best of luck sorting it out.
Hope you and the bike back on the road soon
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[wantser]

[stinkwheel]

Sounds like A-pillars claim another victim to me. Chances are that she genuinely didn't see you because your bike was in the blind spot behind the A pillar and was tracked along in it as she pulled out. It is becoming a serious problem and urban assault kiddy wagons are some of the worst for it. There is no excuse for them not being aware of this huge blind-spot but you get this kind of thing every day.

Not like the last woman who did that to me whose first comment after I chased her down for a 'word' was 'you overtook that bus.' which had been about a mile down the road from the junction. So let me get this straight? you saw me a full mile away waited 'till I was nearly there, THEN swung out in front of me.

Why do they always stop completley obstructing the road in those circumstances, chances are that if they had kept going, you could sneak the bike round the back of them?
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[Fallen Angel]

Sorry to hear that mate - hope you recover quickly!!

And on the sexism bit - I can openly admit that I (yes, I am female) quite often come out with the phrase "Bloody Women Drivers", 'cause it's true - especially the f*cking 4-wheel drive Biatches!!!
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[Marc_Buck]

[Annabella]

FA, I completely agree with you!

I'm always screaming "Stupid bint", or "you silly blind wench" etc.
I don't think I ever actually check whether the driver is female or not, if they're doing something stupid, I always assume they are female, unless it's a BMW


Stinkwheel, I couldn't have put it better myself. She probably really didn't see you, it is still not an excuse, but these big wagons do make their drivers feel very detached from the road around them, and what they cannot see doesn't bother them, so no point in checking blind spots.


Really sorry to hear about the damage V4 Best of luck getting it all fixed up, and if you do choose to try for an insurance claim.
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[v4forlife]

ok, the position seems to not be understood, so i spent ages on a highly detailed drawing explaining the positions.
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[Gazdaman]

I love the way people draw diagrams to explain how they've been knocked off. V4's is the first I've actually understood.

Looks like she's 100% in the wrong, I assume you indicated to come off the roundabout? and switched it off before you came to the road she was coming out of?

Hopefully you'll get a nice claim out of her, and get you bike all fixed up.

Unlucky mate.

Gaz