Making a cock on yourself

[Yoyo]

For those who know my street, then there is not a day in the summer when a bike rolls up for a quick tune then gets wheelied down my street.

Yesterday afternoon, when taking the Sumo out, I knew the chain was slack and would jump off if I rolled off round a corner.

Walked it to the gate, (Face planted gate post slipping on ice ) Then started it, and went back inside for my lid. Came back out had a smoke to let it warm up a bit, and got geared up.

Jumped on the bike (Short arse bit of a problem) clutch in, 1st, clutch out nothing....

Clutch in, 2nd gear nothing...

Was thinking it was the chain come off again, so looked down and saw it was still on.

Clutch in 1st... (Nothing)

Starting to get worried I had fried the gear box
Then lobbed the clutch out on full whack, whilst looking at the back wheel. Only to notice it was sat on some ice on my drive way.

Straight through pipes on a single sumo, made me laugh like made as I rode off. (Feet down at 5mph of course to avoid the ice.)
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[drzsta]

I don't want fags like you riding an SM. it's just not right...

[Fisty]

[thepuma]

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[bridgedino]

Didn't understand a single word

[Nick_Giles]

[Polarbear]

^^^^^^ The problem being the one he lives on is the 3rd rock from the sun
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[Gunhawk]

"Making a cock on yourself"

Does that require marker pens?
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[UrbanRacer]

Mate i was on edge reading your story

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[crazymotorbik...]

Why oh why does he post so much crap.

I'm sure he forgets I read these posts.

Shaun

[crazymotorbik...]

Why oh why does he post so much crap.

I'm sure he forgets I read these posts.

Shaun

[Alpha-9]

Can't you slap him round the back of the head every time he posts something dumb Shaun?

As his brother it is your prerogative to keep him in check
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[andyscooter]

or break his fingers so he cant type
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