im in trouble

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Spend ages trying to teach little people the words to a song but call one of the cats a little shit once!!!!
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[Mr.Everready]

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As above...
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Greetings from Shitsville!

[Islander]

Kids pick up on swear words.

When I was 2 everything was a bloody sod after hearing my dad swear at a Rudge he was repairing.

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Scarlett who is two has delighted in telling me every time her three year old brother annoys her, grandma Leon is being a little shit I am trying to ignore it
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[Minty]

Try and turn the words into new ones........"what? Leon is being a little twit?" etcs.
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My fingers smell of your mum.

[angryjonny]

They pick up on swears because they're hearing words they've never heard before. F&blind around them all the time and they won't even notice.

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[hellkat]

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HA0znfpVO9Q/TMQWgcyLw1I/AAAAAAAAAI0/n0KBf5Swikg/s1600/four_candles_screenshot_1.png
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[scorps]

a definate comedy classic that one HK
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[mistergixer]

[Rogerborg]

Miss Borg has taken to exclaiming "Oh, bugger!"

In my defence, Mrs B is to blame for ejaculating it.

In my condemnation, that word doesn't spring to mind unbidden.
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[st3v3]

[scorps]

I get road rage, this was pointed out to me when I used to ferry my bosses kids to nursery on my way into work while their mum was banned. I have been very good so far with my grandchildren but its been a struggle to not hurl abuse at other road users so I have taken to muttering a lot when driving.

It is always hilarious when you hear someone elses child swearing but not your own.
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[thegubner]

after replying "no" for the billionth time to my little girl asking for a drink not so long ago she called me a tosser.

Should have seen her face when she realised its a naughty word.

[Minty]

[andyscooter]

luckily the worst we have had is bloomin


im amazed considering the amount of time we spend in pubs with her
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if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[thegubner]

ha, nah I just laughed and explained why we don't say that to people, other than daddy.

[pepperami]

Caught my head on an opened cupboard door right on the corner, digging deep into my bonce.
"Oh fuck wank fuck" I utter.
When I eventully open my eyes my eldest is standing there (she was about 4 at the time.
Off she trots to mummy and in a big loud voice shouts "fuck wank fuck"
Mummy was not best pleased to hear her little girl spouting profanities like that
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