Today's Darwin Award Goes to :-

[Nick_Giles]

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These 2 urchins that will no longer be stealing anything including motorbikes and parts.

God it seems works in mysterious ways.

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/northwest/10214929.Two_dead_following_car_crash_in_Boothstown/

TOAST.! (very crispy toast )


Nick
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[Shinigami]

some good news today then, 2 less scrotes about
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[devojunior]

yes very please to hear atleast nobody else was injured its the s4 i feel for.

[Rogerborg]

I saw that earlier, and lulzing aside, it's actually pretty horrific: that poor A4 owner will have one hell of an unrecovered claim against his insurance.

Hopefully some of it can be recovered from the 'estate' of the pikeys, in the form of methadone and nicked iPhones.

I actually thought this was going to be about the bike copper who got wiped out en route to a bike crash.
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[Snorty]

Excellent.

I wish something like this had happened to the scrotes on the stolen scooter we chased. I kept telling my sister to keep close, so they'd keep pushing it and eventually crash, but unfortunately they survived.

(Only to end up crashing whilst the police were looking for them later).
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[bezzabsa]

Pity it wasn't bit more horrific...
Sorry but scrotes like that deserve everything they get..Just glad no-one else was involved this time!!!

[mudcow007]

mmmm crispy

[Nick_Giles]

[Englishman]

[mailee]

There is a God up there, wonderful news.

[owl10]

Excellent - Hearing about This and the Andy Wilde guy on the bike in warrington have really cheered me up.


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[Nick_Giles]

[Boris the spider]

Sometimes it all works out good.
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[cdlxxvi]

Two thieves killed themselves in an Audi? What a shame, an Audi seats 5.

Pity about lots of destroyed property, though. Then again, this sort cannot be expected to have the decency to despatch themselves cheaply.

[covent.gardens]

Brilliant news indeed, they have stopped themselves from committing further serious crimes and victimising more innocent people. I feel no sympathy at all, no decent person would.

[bazza]

Vorsprung torch Technik.
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[Eddie Hitler]

I'm just happy they didn't kill anyone innocent in the process.

[Polarbear]

This is what I love about BCF.

One minute giving Krad all sorts of abuse about calling people darkys and in the next having a metaphorical street party celebrating the death of a couple of thieves who went out in a very spectacular (read painful) way.

What a weird bunch of bastards we are
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[pepperami]

I am weired and I`m still pleased they`re dead
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[Nick_Giles]

[i.p.phrealy]

I saw this and thought the same as the rest of you, serves the theiving little bastards right, it's just a shame they didn't have 3 mates in the back too.

[i.p.phrealy]

[Pigeon]