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Lone-Wolf
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PostPosted: 23:10 - 22 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wotcha.

Those very same cheap locks could also be used to lock two motorcycles together . . . . . still fuckin' hilarious is it ?

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PostPosted: 00:29 - 23 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lone-Wolf wrote:
Wotcha.

Those very same cheap locks could also be used to lock two motorcycles together . . . . . still fuckin' hilarious is it ?

Twat


Edited, What I meant was hilarious was locking your lock through someone elses lock. At first they think some one has locked their bike up but all they really have to do is unlock their own lock and it will release their bike from my lock. Unless I were to put it through their frame or something but then the nutter might damage my bike in revenge so I wont risk it.
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PostPosted: 09:46 - 23 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
You could probably lock cars up with them as well. Cable locks.

Actually, why not just chain a small child to a lamppost. That'd be fun for the parents.
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 23 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Derivative wrote:
You could probably lock cars up with them as well. Cable locks.

Actually, why not just chain a small child to a lamppost. That'd be fun for the parents.


Easier just to nick their candy apparently.
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PostPosted: 15:42 - 24 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Could probably steal bikes easily by locking them yourself. Then get a mate to come and bolt crop the owners lock and walk off. He isn't walking away with a bike so doesn't look suspicious. You turn up, unlock the lock you've put on and ride off as normal...
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 31 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Of course, doing this makes you a tremendous cunt.
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 31 Jan 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
sabian92 wrote:
Of course, doing this makes you a tremendous cunt.


Naturally. I was locking up at uni the other day when I saw a sweet road bike next to mine that was unlocked. The owner had gone to put the cable lock on, but it hadn't "clicked" properly and the cable lock was open - its happened to me before, I've grabbed my lock and it's came apart in my hands. I clicked it for them.
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 31 Jan 2013    Post subject: Re: A use for cheap bike locks.. Reply with quote
Not too uncommon for thieves to do.

You have to leave your bike there; they come back later when there's less people around to cut your lock and undo theirs.

Someone did this to my dad when I was a kid - he always kept a well-featured Swiss Army knife with him and used the file to cut their lock off.
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PostPosted: 15:42 - 02 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
A cheap lock is easy to break. So i'd attempt to break it or get my uncle down with his bolt croppers. Not that I often leave my bike locked in a public place where I cant see it anyway.

If I ever caught a cunt trying to lock up my pride and joy they'd see the muddy side of my biking shoes in their face.

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PostPosted: 15:08 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hilarity at it's finest - even funnier if the owner of the bike catches you doing it and caves in your ribcage.
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smegballs
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PostPosted: 15:26 - 06 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
How about we buy cheapo disc locks and put them on strangers bikes.... That would be really cool right guys??
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PostPosted: 11:06 - 11 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
smegballs wrote:
How about we buy cheapo disc locks and put them on strangers bikes.... That would be really cool right guys??


I've always fancied making a nuisance of myself and putting sticks through spoked wheels whilst on the move... Really cool, right???
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 11 Feb 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
mentalboy wrote:

I've always fancied making a nuisance of myself and putting sticks through spoked wheels whilst on the move... Really cool, right???


Me and my friends used to do this as kids to each other. We'd play "javelins" with windbreak poles, broke a few spokes before we stopped.
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