Help me choose some stickers!

[Notj7]

I was just talking to a work colleague this morning, exclaiming how I hate Audi and BMW drivers - and I realised I've been talking about getting some stickers for my car for a long while now.

The reason for this is: I'm in my car, people are generally dicks to me and drive right up my arse. I'm on my bike, everyone stays the fuck away because they know they have no chance.

I was driving this morning and some meathead chav scum in his lowered shitty polo was right up my arse, revving then backing up then accelerating again. I just laughed at him in my mirror, but I really want some sort of sticker for these guys.

I've thought of the following:

[Nexus Icon]

"Yes, I know my car is slow but you should see my bike go!!! Meet me on a sunny day."
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[Notj7]

[Rogerborg]

[st3v3]

Objects in my mirror are already losing - that includes you.
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[Nexus Icon]

"RUNNING IN"

You don't see them very often nowadays...
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Greetings from Shitsville!

[Notj7]

[G]

Ignoring the many 'Puma 1.7' related jibes..

Not exactly the same, but I had:

If you want to get past,
get a bike!

Are you sure you don't just ride your bike faster?

[MarJay]

This is so facepalm worthy that I can't even be bothered to search for a suitable facepalm picture.
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[Notj7]

[J.M.]

Get away from my arse you hobo.
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[Vincent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ScfFFQMsuA

You can programme these signs to say whatever you want, for eg "VW Polo's Are Shite"!

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SHOP-CAR-MOVING-SCROLLING-MESSAGE-LED-DISPLAY-SIGN-RED-/180692493885?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item2a121ca63d
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Space Is Deep

[P.addy]

Ex girlfriends mobile number... big sticker, down the side.

[Notj7]

[Notj7]

Taking G's suggestion on-board and adding a little extra to it, here's what I have in the online maker thingy so far:

https://imgsharer.eu/uploads/901/stickers_1360854759.png

Like?
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Left the forum.

[P.addy]

I do for see some road rage. Or someone with a chip on his shoulder going mental.

I'd just stick to not talking down to the 1.5 tons of metal behind you

[stonesie]

First 2 lines are ok but the Police won't like the 3rd....


My car has no stickers on the back and anyone following me like they are on a piece of elastic gets shown my brake lights while simultaneously unleashing the dark cloud of torque (it's a 2.0 TDI) They usually get the message.

[sidewinder]

back the fuck of before i slam on my brakes
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[Marmalade]

[Jim Mc]

I'd drive closer just to read it.

[johnsmith222]

[Tungtvann]

"My other car is a bike"

[G]

Indeed - I suspect my car (when I actually get it MOT'd!), which I doubt cost more than the bike, would have it from a rolling start above 30 or something - certainly be pulling away as the speed got up.

[johnsmith222]

[Tungtvann]

I've only ever gone a bit quick after a bike in my car once, I easily had him at every corner!