Cutting nose hair

[EazyDuz]

Is there anything more awkward and unnatural than inserting a small, cold, metal spinning cutter into your nostril while it badly cuts your nose hair and scratches the inside of your nose in the process?

Is that the best we have in the 21st century?
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Try this

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c9/White_lighter_with_flame.JPG

[ScaredyCat]

Grow a beard, then it merges...


Andy
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[whitmorereans]

I hate the feeling when the hair starts to grow back, makes me want to cut my nose off.

[Chalky.]

All about the pluck!

[lozzypop1]

Are you for real?

You're not supposed to get rid of the hairs INSIDE your nostrils, it's for trimming the visible ones poking out.
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[andym]

Just bloody yank them out.... wait for the sneezing to stop then repeat.

I've got some nose/ear trimmers and I think I've tried them once.

If I get any hair peeking out my nostril I'll just pull them out... strangely same with long eyebrow hairs (I found one almost 3cm once )

[spaz]

I have my nose hairs waxed = hurts a lot LESS than you'd imagine.


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[Old Git Racing]

Get a cheap biro cap, bend it over at the end, draaaag the offending nose hairs out and chop them off with some scissors.
The beauty of this method is you can do it in the car when you're bored in atraffic jam and just tuck them up a bit to deal with later.

OGR (disgusting old man)
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[Islander]

This might work for you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuCa_texW_0

[Dazbo666]

I tend to use tweezers... then wait for the sneezing and/or eye watering to stop, then continue
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[el_oso]

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[kawakid]

I hate nostril hair, in the past I have used small pliers, tweezers now I tend to use nail scissors.

The electric ones don't go deep enough for me.
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[Yoyo]

Suffer from this too.
Rather annoying, on holiday last year, I got crazymotorbiker's missus to burn it off with her smoke. Hurt to buggery because she was doing it slowly.
Always found a lighter 'doctoered' by a mate without knowing helps.

Smells pretty awful though.
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[silky666]

Man Up sonny.

I just let it grow to an acceptable length (you can judge this by reguarly scrummaging up there, in the car on the way to work - everyone else does).

Then just grab an 'fingerfull' and pull hard and very quickly.
Repeat until its all gone.
Flick out of window.

I shall provide pictures after my next 'grooming'.

https://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/articles/noseclamp.jpg
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[Snorty]

Just stick a pair of small scissors up and snip away.
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