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PostPosted: 21:07 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: 'roids. Anyone here do them? Reply with quote

Just wondering, been hitting the gym since forever and I feel I've hit a wall, just considering the option of trying out the steroids. I have a friend of a friend who does them, and it's working for him.

From what he was saying there is a lot to it and how to do it.

Anyone know much about them? Are they injection only? Best place to buy, etc. (I know they're illegal but so is speeding. Laughing )

Cheers for any help.
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guy at work starting taking anabolics and turned into a twat overnight.
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

You will need to shave your head too.
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PostPosted: 21:10 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Immensely helpful stuff so far. Laughing Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:12 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

What an utter waste of time. Accept you are who you are. If you want to get bigger. Train harder.
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roid rage!
Fucked up liver if you do it wrong?
Tiny penis alledgedly?

Works for some? not for others, you pays your money and take your chance?
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wont lie that it has crossed my mind a few times in the past, easily available.

But then I figured there's no point until I've already achieved my maximum potential, and each time I've aimed to reach that I've actually superseded it, so turns out I didn't need them after all kind of thing.

Know quite a few who have taken them in the past, for the most part they lose most of their gains after they stop taking them. One thing I will say is unless you are training right, eating right and resting right then its a waste of time, even with stegs you only get out what you put in.

I would only even inject them, oral roids do to the liver what a right hook from Mike Tyson would do to your testicles.

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PostPosted: 21:19 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've heard that your balls shrink.
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not sure if this is a good thing or what.

You know when you see those old men sitting on the train and you glance at his crotch and think "Whoar, he has a proper package on him, the old boy", and then you realise its not his cock, its his old-man ballsack ...

... that's when shrinking-testicle steroids would be most useful.
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
Wont lie that it has crossed my mind a few times in the past, easily available.

But then I figured there's no point until I've already achieved my maximum potential, and each time I've aimed to reach that I've actually superseded it, so turns out I didn't need them after all kind of thing.

Know quite a few who have taken them in the past, for the most part they lose most of their gains after they stop taking them. One thing I will say is unless you are training right, eating right and resting right then its a waste of time, even with stegs you only get out what you put in.

I would only even inject them, oral roids do to the liver what a right hook from Mike Tyson would do to your testicles.

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PostPosted: 21:27 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're hitting a brick wall because your nutrition isn't right. Eat more.

Let me guess, you've already started eating more? Has it worked? No? Eat more then. If you have to eat 12 times a day, do it!

Certainly healthier and cheaper than steroids.
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know I'm getting old as sometimes I sit down on my own testicles.
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
I know I'm getting old as sometimes I sit down on my own testicles.



there ya go Very Happy
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

You will also need to buy a bmw m3 and get some tattoos

Edit: seriously though the people I know who have done them have all gave up now and they are all just fat now! They mainly used tablets btw but a couple used injections
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

my bro done roids, because of this i fell out with him for about a year he had bad roid rage, he dont do them now and we both speak again,

I wouldnt ever do them, you will appreciate your body more if you work hard at it
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Side affects (physical ones) are minimal from what ive heard providing you take an array of supps to counter act them.
Roids are legal in the form of pro hormones. One guy i know was fairly normal, since on the roids he takes pics of himself basically naked and puts them on fb, and is obsessed with women and calling every other guy 'doughy'.
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently, on the roids, you assume anyone having a piss in your bathroom is a burglar, even when you haven't established where your girlfriend is. Make sure you don't have any guns in your bedroom and keep your legs nearby when you're asleep..
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I've heard that your balls shrink.
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Heard that too. And that it gives you the horn pretty much all the time, and you can go alllllllll night long.
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigDan wrote:
You're hitting a brick wall because your nutrition isn't right. Eat more.

Let me guess, you've already started eating more? Has it worked? No? Eat more then. If you have to eat 12 times a day, do it!

Certainly healthier and cheaper than steroids.


But not too much,eh?
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PostPosted: 22:43 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Re: 'roids. Anyone here do them? Reply with quote

Already got the shaved head and the M3... no tattoos though, so do I still qualify? Suppose I might change my mind on them and get some if I started taking them Razz.

I'm always amused by people talking about "natural"... because taking a variety of 'artificially made' powdered substances is, but a different substance isn't.

I haven't looked in to and if I did I would be looking in to the details very closely.

It does make sense to maximise your potential by researching the right workout techniques, taking things such as protein powder and creatine - I wouldn't want to be doing the same work and getting half the results I could be.

Without decent knowledge, the risks are way too high for me.

There are plenty of techniques for overcoming plateaus - certainly worth researching them if you've not already.
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Re: 'roids. Anyone here do them? Reply with quote

mysterious_rider wrote:


Cheers for any help.


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PostPosted: 23:06 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

why is everyone so against the steroids. I'm with G on this one. Steroids are naturally produced by the body. You 'natural' body builders that take creatine and protein supplements are not as natural as you think.
Steroids are relatively safe if you are clued up on what they do, both good and bad. Steroids are frequently used in medicine.
From what I can recall from school, steroids cause your cholesterol to sky rocket, your balls to shrink and can give you some serious acne. They also fuck with your heart and cause high blood pressure.
On the pro-side it stimulates muscle growth and bone growth.

If you have really hit a plateau, try something new. Maybe drop the weight but increase the amount of sets. Try some dumbbells instead of barbells.
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

As above, has undesirable side effects. I'd try the shakes first to see if they do anything - I've never tried them but worked with someone who did and he seemed to like them.

How long have you been going to the gym? I've been going for four months and I'm still improving.
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 03 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

See I've tried mixing my workouts, doing it more regular, changing to lower weights higher reps, vice versa, at the moment I've upped from say, 7.5kg lat raises 15 x 4 to 12kg lat raises. 8x4. etc etc

Just going to smash the food (doubling my food diet). I did this a few years ago and yeah it worked, upped to 14stone (got a bit tubby, mind). But aslong as I try my best to eat right hopefully I won't have to touch the roids.

I've never been able to get large arms. Going to be one of my main focuses I think.

I'm going to try the workout every other day and see If I improve much. Hopefully I'll get some results.
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