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TheBikerStig
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Did the queen die... Reply with quote
cant be arsed to search the net but I heard the queen was rushed into hospital after a nasty case of the shits. Hope she gets better. Its Dum Cameron and Nick Plebb I want to see in a grave.
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Re: Did the queen die... Reply with quote
TheBikerStig wrote:
Hope she gets better.


Ya mug.

When she kicks the bucket everyone gets 3days off.
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TheBikerStig
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PostPosted: 19:58 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Re: Did the queen die... Reply with quote
CaNsA wrote:
TheBikerStig wrote:
Hope she gets better.


Ya mug.

When she kicks the bucket everyone gets 3days off.


Well in that case I hope the old frog croaks.
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
JiveBunny wrote:
Good I will celebrate now with my JSA money. He'd be such an insufferable cutn


Pot, kettle.
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PostPosted: 20:21 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rob Fzs wrote:
y she no go to a beloved nhs hospital?!


She did the day before she got the shits, I had tests done at the Royal london hospital, ive taken a piss in much cleaner pub toilets on a saturday night. No wonder the poor old girl copped a bug!
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
what does JSA money mean ?
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
JSA = Job Shirkers Allowance Thumbs Up
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oldpink
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
robs321 wrote:
Rob Fzs wrote:
y she no go to a beloved nhs hospital?!


She did the day before she got the shits, I had tests done at the Royal london hospital, ive taken a piss in much cleaner pub toilets on a saturday night. No wonder the poor old girl copped a bug!


visited a mate in hospital and picked up a throat infection for my trouble
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hornetmike
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PostPosted: 20:52 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Good I will celebrate now with my JSA money.


It's more my money then it is yours.

My garden needs cleaning if your not busy could you come round and do it? I've already paid you.

Cheers
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sorry I didn't realise,4 year hey my mistake the world now owes you.
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bazza
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Re: Did the queen die... Reply with quote
TheBikerStig wrote:
CaNsA wrote:
Ya mug.

When she kicks the bucket everyone gets 3days off.


Well in that case I hope the old frog croaks.


If that happens you have to give back all the money with a picture of her head on it. True.
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oldpink
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Re: Did the queen die... Reply with quote
bazza wrote:

If that happens you have to give back all the money with a picture of her head on it. True.


well thank f*** I live in Scotland we don't have her head on our notes so I can keep mine Thumbs Up
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angryjonny
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Re: Did the queen die... Reply with quote
TheBikerStig wrote:
cant be arsed to search the net but I heard the queen was rushed into hospital after a nasty case of the shits.

Heh, I drove into Windsor on Saturday. Good view of the castle as you approach from Ascot. I thought to myself "Well, I know she's there at the moment, in fact I even know which room she's in."
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Re: Did the queen die... Reply with quote
TheBikerStig wrote:
cant be arsed to search the net .


When the inevitable does happen, you'll know, it will be the news and the only news in the UK at least 3 days.
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Has Betty got the skitters then ?.
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thx1138
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Re: Did the queen die... Reply with quote
bazza wrote:


If that happens you have to give back all the money with a picture of her head on it. True.


Not sure it is, cos I remember being a child, a child who has only known the decimal system, and one and two shilling coins were still taken as 5 and 10 pence coins and I handled loads of them in my dads shop.
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Re: Did the queen die... Reply with quote
bazza wrote:
TheBikerStig wrote:

Well in that case I hope the old frog croaks.


If that happens you have to give back all the money with a picture of her head on it. True.


Insert, "NOT SURE IF SERIOUS", meme.
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angryjonny
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PostPosted: 22:33 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Re: Did the queen die... Reply with quote
thx1138 wrote:
bazza wrote:


If that happens you have to give back all the money with a picture of her head on it. True.


Not sure it is, cos I remember being a child, a child who has only known the decimal system, and one and two shilling coins were still taken as 5 and 10 pence coins and I handled loads of them in my dads shop.

The Queen was still the Queen pre-decimalisation. Her head was on the shillings too.

But I agree, it is bollocks.
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 04 Mar 2013    Post subject: Re: Did the queen die... Reply with quote
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Insert, "NOT SURE IF SERIOUS", meme.



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bazza
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PostPosted: 00:59 - 05 Mar 2013    Post subject: Re: Did the queen die... Reply with quote
oldpink wrote:
bazza wrote:

If that happens you have to give back all the money with a picture of her head on it. True.


well thank f*** I live in Scotland we don't have her head on our notes so I can keep mine Thumbs Up


Meanwhile, over at Waddington's a similar number of fucks weren't being given either...
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 05 Mar 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
oldpink wrote:
visited a mate in hospital and picked up a throat infection for my trouble

Grapes are traditional, if he wants blowjobs he can go private.
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