Virus/Flu/Cold?

JiveBunny · Banned Joined: 23 Nov 2012 Karma :

I do not know, what it is but I have never been this ill in my whole life.I feel extremely weak, I have restless sleep (just laid there no energy) and when I do sleep I don't feel refreshed when I wake up.

I feel foggy, and spaced out like I'm high on smack. I do not do any drugs and I have not been taking any medicine.

Feels like I have suffered a stroke. I feel very slow to put thoughts into action.

p.s I came down with whatever it is I took my wheel to the shop which was Wednesday.
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demon9374 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 01 May 2011 Karma :

Must be something going around, I've not been around anyone sick. But got up yesterday feeling like shit & slept most of it off, just got a bit of a cough now, should be gone by Monday.

toshpot · Scooby Slapper Joined: 12 Aug 2012 Karma :

Holy shit, you best watch this public health bulletin.
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..... · Quote Me Happy Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

When you wished cancer upon me, in my head I wished that you got a cold.

Looks like I won.

Man up you whiney little bitch.

Suntan Sid · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 May 2009 Karma :

Karma's a bitch, innit!
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duhawkz · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Dec 2006 Karma :

I hope it's Ebola Middle Finger

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Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

Korean fleshboring beetle larvae. They enter through the anus from an infected seat, it takes a few months for them to reach the brain.
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JiveBunny · Banned Joined: 23 Nov 2012 Karma :

toshpot · Scooby Slapper Joined: 12 Aug 2012 Karma :

Dawwwww, bless.

Is it because I don't have an (imaginary) R6?

If i pretend to own one too, we can be friends?
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The Artist · Super Spammer Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Karma :

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Spudly · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Apr 2012 Karma :

Sounds to me like you are suffering from a bad case of total wanker.

Worst case I've ever seen.
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angryjonny · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Sep 2006 Karma :

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