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or you could ring them back and say 'oh dont worry I've shot them you dont need to come out now' you'll soon have the police there  ____________________ currently rebuilding a Honda NS125RL selling a baotian bt49 qt-9 |
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Problem is that if you only find them at night, the PCSOs and satisfaction survey brigade will have sodded off, leaving a skeleton response cover who are rushing to emergencies like Gwyneth texting that Cerys is a slag, look you.
They'll need an authorised pursuit driver, and may have a no-pursuit policy regarding bikes anyway.
I'd suggest that you go down to the cop shop in person, or get in contact with your local community coppers 9-5 and see if they're actually bothered about it.
If not, well, if you drive into and euthanise them you can always claim that your tyres were mismatched or you had your mobile on your lap.
If all else fails, there's the JIM-O-MATICtm ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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[quote="Rogerborg"...if you drive into and euthanise them...[/quote]
In a report of person(s) killed riding a stolen motorcycle my only concern would be if there was damage to the motorcycle. ____________________ ...and the whirlwind is in the thorn trees, it's hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
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I presume you've been filming and photographing them, have some nice HD mug shots and a huge stack of evidence you can drop off down the police station, the local paper (they'll love a story on a crime wave epidemic and streets too dangerous to walk), any neighbourhood watch schemes and send to your MP.
Failing that, leave some bikes as bait, all with no working brakes. Once they've got them started, chase them until they reach a suitable speed to eradicate themselves from the gene pool... ____________________ Beginner Biker Adventures Blog
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Leave a couple of bait bikes parked in a quiet area in the locality, back the bikes in the spot next to each other so the numberplates are facing a wall or other obstruction that prevents scrotes from seeing them.
Battery operated driveway alarms x 2, rigged up and hidden from view watching over the bikes. You need a bunch of bikers, mates and / or family all dressed in black, gloves and balaclavas waiting round the corner / in a van / at someones house round the corner, etc use your imagination. Take it in turns to keep watch and listen out for the chimes of the driveway alarms going off. Make sure you test them first so they do chime in your hiding place when someone approaches the bikes.
If / when chimes go off, quietly head towards bikes mob handed and tooled up suitably. Quick check that the people near the bikes are scrotes trying to steal them, not a random drunk, dog walker or passer by. If they are the scrotes run in, grab em and give em a good kicking, but not to death.
Leave scrotes on floor in quite some pain and with smashed up / stamped on mobiles. Quickly shift bikes while scrotes are incapacitated. Return home and dispose of cheap black primark / Sports Direct clothing, gloves, balaclavas and footwear.
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No one buys their cheap clothes ety for the job online, or pays for them with a credit / debit card. Nothing is arranged online, via telephone or mobile. No one has their mobile in their pocket while waiting for scrotes to show up. Everyone has an alibi for their whereabouts on the night in question. Oh and don't forget to remove and dispose of the battery operated driveway alarms. 
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Lads on here are very creative  ____________________ Honda Vision Ne50mff! |
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Tell him to do the human race a favour and snap their necks he when catches them  ____________________ KTM 990 SMT & Suzuki DR-Z 400 SM |
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