Alt Performance Artist squirts Spaghettios out of her vagina

[Knightsy]

https://www.hipsterrunoff.com/altreport/2010/08/totally-alt-performance-artist-squirts-spaghettios-out-her-vagina.html

I don't even
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[CaNsA]

gotta be watched.

Edit: I thought I'd seen everything until now.

[Irn-Bru]

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[Hetzer]

So what we got here. Oh yeah, a pretentious bunch of tragic voyeuristic fuckwits ogling a retard while she makes an utter spectacle of her ridiculous self.

Meaningful.
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[andym]

OK I'll be the first to admit I know fuck all about culture... but after watching that the only thing that springs to mind is WHY? Is that what classes as art these days?

[Jayy]

mmmmm Hmmmmm feel like beans on toast

[Spudly]

:::HISS GRR TT EEE ERRR EEE::::
:::FFFFPH BB SS UHH DUH NUH OOOH ER AHH:::
:::UHH UHHH AHHH TTT ERRR DUH::::
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[GhostRider]

At first I was like "hmmm ok sounds intriguing".

Then the camera pans out to a crowd of what you know are a shower of cunts way up themselves.

Then I got really fucked off it took her like 2 minutes to open a can of spaghetti.

Then she starts spouting crap, all I could hear was Tyler Durden "we are the all singing all dancing crap of the world".

And I've seen squirting videos, fucking hours of them, AND I've been to Patpong in Bangkok..... would not describe that as squirting spaghetti out of her poon, more like dribbling spaghetti sauce out of vag. I was actually quite disappointed.

Was sickened me the most was that she got applause afterwards, I was more hoping each of them would decide that yep, after that spectacle a noose looks pretty good right now.

....da fuck anyway, performance art? In someones kitchen????

GhostRider
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[toshpot]

My housemate has an art degree, she was trying to tell me how it must be some sort of message about womens objectivity....

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[calyx]

is this suppose to be "in yer face" ?
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[DrSnoosnoo]

An ex was an art student I went to one of their expo things. One girl's piece for her final thingy was a video of her plucking her pubes on her bed on her laptop .... wtf?!
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[recman]

Performance art?


Performance bollocks!

[Scutter]

You have gotta be fooking joking me? What a complete load of bollocks! I had a mate who went to Uni to do fine art - it turned him into a complete knob too.

Mind you, he never came down the pub and shot Spaghetti hoops out of his arse - so maybe times have changed!
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[lydanial]

what crap!

[ElliotReidMD]

That's considered art but if I take a shit on Tracey Emin's bed I get arrested.
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