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WULFSTAN
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 26 Apr 2013    Post subject: Curry delivery man far to interested in my bike. Reply with quote

Just had a curry delivered and the conversation went. HIM. Who's is that bike. Me. Thinking where's my hello. Mine why Him. Fucking nice bike that yer nice bike nice bike nice bike He then throws the bag at me walks way having never once taken his eyes off my bike saying nice bike nice bike. Am now sat here thinking WTF just happened is he or someone else going to come back for my bike tonight or was he just a bit strange. What you guys think? I wish I could move it but am at the other halfs family so it's just sat under their living room window.
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 26 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could be into some dodgy shit, or he could be a motophile.

I'd move it/lock it/camp out with a shotgun.
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 26 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 20:58 - 26 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 20:59 - 26 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:18 - 26 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a deauville, you could leave the keys in it all night, in the middle of scumsville and no ne would want it.
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WULFSTAN
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 26 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

_Troy_ wrote:
It's a deauville, you could leave the keys in it all night, in the middle of scumsville and no ne would want it.
Says the man with a sv650 Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 26 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't worry man.

He prolly did his CBT last week and anything that isn't a CG125 leaves him with jizz covered boxers.
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 26 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

_Troy_ wrote:
It's a deauville, you could leave the keys in it all night, in the middle of scumsville and no ne would want it.

Laughing funny comment. Although aint nuttin wrong with a Deauville.
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PostPosted: 00:17 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

petechett wrote:
_Troy_ wrote:
It's a deauville, you could leave the keys in it all night, in the middle of scumsville and no ne would want it.

Laughing funny comment. Although aint nuttin wrong with a Deauville.

Once you forget its a Deauville then yeah, there's nothing wrong with it at all.
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PostPosted: 00:19 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't particularly like currys delivery men, well the one's who have been to my house anyway
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PostPosted: 07:58 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

_Troy_ wrote:
It's a deauville, you could leave the keys in it all night, in the middle of scumsville and no ne would want it.


HA HA HA HA HA

Now there ain't nothing wrong with a deauville, but its hardly a desirable bike. Has anyone anywhere ever had one stolen, probably not.
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PostPosted: 08:04 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

i do delivery driving every now and again and you deliver that much stuff you would rather look at the bike than talk to the person !
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PostPosted: 08:11 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

mossi123uk wrote:
i do delivery driving every now and again and you deliver that much stuff you would rather look at the bike than talk to the person !


Antisocial cunt Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:06 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a very strange experience last Saturday.

Was razzing about with a few people and when I left to go home, this bloke on a red super bike started hooning behind me. He followed me for several miles down loads of back roads and the way he was riding was making me suspicious. I was overtaking cars at the last minute before a bend to get away from him and he was over taking them round the bend completely blind.

I decided to cut up through a housing estate and see if he followed me, he did. I then thought at this point he might be plod, he hadn't pulled up at the side of me or been in a position to because I was trying to lose him. At this point, I thought if I went around back on myself and up through the house estate then, if he follows me, that would be weird. So, I double back on myself and go back through the estate and the blokes still following me.

Then I started riding much faster and more dangerously to try and lose the bloke and I just managed to zip off within 1000ft of my house and turn in to my street before he came round the corner.

Fuck knows what that guy was doing, maybe a bit of a nutter just out for a ride? Maybe he was a copper? Just found the whole thing a bit weird!
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

sheriffjonny wrote:
I don't particularly like currys delivery men, well the one's who have been to my house anyway


Come on now. what happened? its ok. let it out!
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZX Jay wrote:
stuff


He was probably playing cat and mouse with you, he was possibly just originally going in the same direction as you but then noticed you 'trying to get away' and thought he'd play a game.

Or he could have been a psychopath trying to rape you with his gonorrhea infected genitals.
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZX Jay wrote:
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Schoolboy error, if you think you are being followed then head away from home Rolling Eyes

Cool/bro/story.
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PostPosted: 15:24 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

stonesie wrote:
ZX Jay wrote:
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Schoolboy error, if you think you are being followed then head away from home Rolling Eyes

Cool/bro/story.
What he said, it's getting really common for people to be followed home and later their cars/bikes robbed.

Happened only last week with a Mk1 Escort at a show at Ace Cafe.
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

yellow one wasnt it Cool
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZX Jay wrote:


Fuck knows what that guy was doing, maybe a bit of a nutter just out for a ride? Maybe he was a copper? Just found the whole thing a bit weird!


Why? Just stop. If he stops ask if he has a problem, then push him off his bike. Along with the bike itself. I wouldn't risk my life because of a weirdo.

Pushing the bike over is not recommended.
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

WULFSTAN wrote:
_Troy_ wrote:
It's a deauville, you could leave the keys in it all night, in the middle of scumsville and no ne would want it.
Says the man with a sv650 Shocked


My bike is yellow, boring, and will never ever get stolen, at least not on purpose.

But it's gotta be more desirable than a deauville. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 27 Apr 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think you'll be finding some masturbation stains over your bike in the morning.

Google 'Strange Addiction car love' if you want to know Wink
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