Hi Vis Slogans

[Andy_Pagin]

Reading the 'Hi Vis Vest' post in New Bikers got me thinking, what would be a good slogan or image to get us noticed and hopefully steered well clear of? Immediate ideas to me are:

High Explosives
This Way Up
Achtung Walrus!

... run with it BCFers...
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[groovylee]

Funnily enough I was looking for inspiration too. Maybe we could get some NobCat ones printed up. That'd get us noticed
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[groovylee]

What about a 300esque THIS! IS! FILTERING!
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[Andy_Pagin]

[daffy]

my works hi vis has target printed on the back, an old company i worked for. not been hit yet while wearing it

[goto10]

My personal favourite is one that I see some guy wearing [coming into London], it's a cartoon of a biker kicking off someone's mirror with the caption saying something like "You're not using it, so you won't be needing it..."
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[cimbian]

I think something like:

Back-off Arsehole!

is appropriate.
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[Derivative]

https://yunobuyshirt.nl/image/cache/data/Herfst%20Collectie/T2001%20-%204%20-%20Trollface%20you%20mad%20bro/Trollface_U_Mad_Bro-650x650.jpg

On the back, while filtering.

[yen_powell]

If I had to wear one I would like it to say
£78 A YEAR ROAD TAX
PLEASE MOVE OVER,
THIS THIN GAP IS MINE.
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[i.p.phrealy]

how about:

you're even uglier in my mirrors.

you could have:

I'll be at yours, doing your wife up the Gary before you get home.

but that's a bit long winded.
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[Serendipity]

So we need to keep it short and snappy? I do a lot of filtering so how about:

Y Q ?

I used to see a chap riding in a police hi-viz jacket with the word POLITE on the back. Sort of funny, but you know you’re gonna get pulled.
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[cimbian]

[Rogerborg]

<--- Byatches, please.

If I did more filtering, then I'd be tempted to go:

H/WAY
CODE
211-213

Although getting the URL clickable might be problematic. QR code it?
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[cimbian]

[andym]

How about for people who do a lot of filtering:

Just been caught shagging the neighbours wife.

Just robbed the jewellers

I need a shit soooo bad

My house IS on fire

Throttle jammed AND brakes fucked

Have You seen what's behind you?

I knew the gap was big enough, sorry about the mirror.

I only have a small one, but it still kicks your engines arse

[Slacker24seve...]

[Fnatic]

I think some of you may need to familiarise yourselves with S.5 Public Order Act if some of the suggestions in this thread are semi-serious!

[Jersum]

I'd get "Hows my driving? Tell my Mum, She Worries"

But I think it's a bit long!
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[Fnatic]

"If you can read this, then I've lost my pillion!"

[Rogerborg]

[ScaredyCat]

[Fnatic]

[scarborough_lad]

Printed on the back "you're losing"
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[Pie-Roe]

https://s20.postimg.org/6wlczt19p/IMG_20130417_WA0004.jpg
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[Marmalade]

I use this one when not working

https://www.thecouriersite.co.uk/FAF/images/hivis1.jpg

https://www.thecouriersite.co.uk/FAF/images/hivis2.jpg
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