I love you

[JodieWodie]

..
but I'm a depressive alcoholic


I am
I sort of like myself
I do
Sort of
I'm not a BAD person. I just make bad choices
Sometimes

What makes me happy is the people here
I watch and read... and it's funny and heartening....
so there
Me on a plate

Love yas!!!! xxx
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Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow"

[Sako]

I would like to know if you're willing to sell some of the pills you're taking?

[Lord Percy]

Is this a side effect of excessive bonjela consumption?

[Tarmacsurfer]

Jodie is Warped. Who knew
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I'm immortal. Well, so far.

[JodieWodie]

Tarmac
FUK OFF
we used to be mates you beard twat
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Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow"

[JodieWodie]

And WHO takes the piss out of a depressed alcoholic?!
wtf!?
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Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow"

[Raffles]

[Commuter_Tim]

I haven't been around for as long as you fellas, is this a troll? someone nick their account? or what?
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The above post is most likely nonsensical.

I ride a Bandit 600... badly.

[Ichy]

[Sako]

[Ichy]

Exactly! The Kracken was reduced but only by £4, I was tempted but left it for now. Still got Whyte and Mckay for £15 a litre, pour that in your cider and it is most definitely happy days.
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https://www.metacafe.com/watch/1972097/how_to_behave_on_a_forum/

[Commuter_Tim]

Buckfast, the Breakfast of Champions.
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The above post is most likely nonsensical.

I ride a Bandit 600... badly.

[DrDonnyBrago]

[Frog]

[Tarmacsurfer]

Could I suggest you either develop a sense of humour or a thicker skin? As far as I'm aware you dropped the forum for many years before re-emerging with a group hug and a "squee, I missed you!" vibe going on.

While I do have a few mates on here (a couple I haven't met yet, some I haven't seen for ages and some I have lost contact with for various reasons) you are not one of them, even those I do now count as close friends get exactly the same treatment, often even a rougher ride given my sarcasm.

In short, I have nothing against you but /shrug. It's a mark of respect that I'm even bothering to respond to your incoherent and abusive response to a joke. In the words of Frankee - "fuck you right back".
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I'm immortal. Well, so far.

[shereen]

[hellkat]

Jodie, you've been away a while.
BCF may not be the cosy fluffy place you expect like it used to be.

Get a grip.
Then come back.

This place is not a good place to fall apart in.
There really are people who don't care and will take sport in driving you even further potty than you already appear to have become.

In the meantime, take it easy on yourself.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Tarmacsurfer]

[GhostRider]

[yambabe]

I believe Mr Surfer is more of a waxed moustachio kind of twat these days!
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Sod falling in love, I wanna fall in chocolate.

[Hetzer]

[Polarbear]

The value of alcohol is relative to where you drink it.

Our little group at work got taken out by the boss to Gaucho's in Piccadilly this evening. The wine was £25 a bottle for stuff that cost £3.50 from Asda. I do wonder who is stupid enough to pay that sort of money if it isn't on the company account.

I could have got a steak, a bottle of wine and the trimmings from ASDA and still had enough for 2 or 3 pints down the pub instead of 1 bottle of expensive wine from a restaurant.

You alkies don't know how lucky you are.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Skudd]

Surely a drunken woman who makes wrong choices should have posted some pictures by now to aid the shower time fun.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Paddy Blake]

[Skudd]