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JodieWodie
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PostPosted: 04:06 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: I love you Reply with quote

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but I'm a depressive alcoholic


I am
I sort of like myself
I do
Sort of
I'm not a BAD person. I just make bad choices
Sometimes

What makes me happy is the people here
I watch and read... and it's funny and heartening....
so there
Me on a plate

Love yas!!!! xxx
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like to know if you're willing to sell some of the pills you're taking?
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PostPosted: 11:26 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this a side effect of excessive bonjela consumption?
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jodie is Warped. Who knew Shocked
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JodieWodie
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tarmac
FUK OFF
we used to be mates you beard twat
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JodieWodie
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

And WHO takes the piss out of a depressed alcoholic?!
wtf!?
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

JodieWodie wrote:
And WHO takes the piss out of a depressed alcoholic?!

Sako, sa1988, Tarmacsurfer and me.
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I haven't been around for as long as you fellas, is this a troll? someone nick their account? or what?
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

JodieWodie wrote:
And WHO takes the piss out of a depressed alcoholic?!
wtf!?


I would but I'm not clever enough. Sainsburys have reduced the price of Balvenie by £10, enjoy.
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Sako
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ichy wrote:
JodieWodie wrote:
And WHO takes the piss out of a depressed alcoholic?!
wtf!?


I would but I'm not clever enough. Sainsburys have reduced the price of Balvenie by £10, enjoy.


Now who could stay depressed with deals like that.
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Exactly! The Kracken was reduced but only by £4, I was tempted but left it for now. Still got Whyte and Mckay for £15 a litre, pour that in your cider and it is most definitely happy days.
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 01 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buckfast, the Breakfast of Champions.
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 02 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ichy wrote:
Exactly! The Kracken was reduced but only by £4, I was tempted but left it for now. Still got Whyte and Mckay for £15 a litre, pour that in your cider and it is most definitely happy days.



Asda also have Aberlour for £18, and Jura origin for £20.

There are plenty of reasons to be a cheery alky, rather than a depressed depressing one Thumbs Up .
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PostPosted: 12:15 - 02 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ichy wrote:
Whyte and Mckay ... pour that in your cider and it is most definitely happy days.


Sick

Although that's better than the alcohol choice in my house, which is currently... Nothing Neutral Shocked

I just hope my wife gets back soon so I can get to the shops. Tonight's looking like a disaster.
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 02 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could I suggest you either develop a sense of humour or a thicker skin? As far as I'm aware you dropped the forum for many years before re-emerging with a group hug and a "squee, I missed you!" vibe going on.

While I do have a few mates on here (a couple I haven't met yet, some I haven't seen for ages and some I have lost contact with for various reasons) you are not one of them, even those I do now count as close friends get exactly the same treatment, often even a rougher ride given my sarcasm.

In short, I have nothing against you but /shrug. It's a mark of respect that I'm even bothering to respond to your incoherent and abusive response to a joke. In the words of Frankee - "fuck you right back".
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 02 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tarmacsurfer wrote:
Jodie is Warped. Who knew Shocked


The warped posting checklist.
Arrow Early hours of the morning
Arrow Possibly pissed
Arrow Tale of woe
Arrow Probably bullshit

Yep Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 06 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jodie, you've been away a while.
BCF may not be the cosy fluffy place you expect like it used to be.

Get a grip.
Then come back.

This place is not a good place to fall apart in.
There really are people who don't care and will take sport in driving you even further potty than you already appear to have become.

In the meantime, take it easy on yourself.
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Tarmacsurfer
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 06 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Jodie, you've been away a while.
BCF may not be the cosy fluffy place you expect like it used to be.


Indeed. I'm one of the fluffier ones ffs Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:58 - 06 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

JodieWodie wrote:
you beard twat


I've not heard that insult before, but its fucking hilarious, and I shall work it in at some point this week.

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PostPosted: 18:01 - 06 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I believe Mr Surfer is more of a waxed moustachio kind of twat these days! Cool
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 06 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sako wrote:
I would like to know if you're willing to sell some of the pills you're taking?


What bit of the word "alcohol" did you not grasp? Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 06 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The value of alcohol is relative to where you drink it.

Our little group at work got taken out by the boss to Gaucho's in Piccadilly this evening. The wine was £25 a bottle for stuff that cost £3.50 from Asda. I do wonder who is stupid enough to pay that sort of money if it isn't on the company account.

I could have got a steak, a bottle of wine and the trimmings from ASDA and still had enough for 2 or 3 pints down the pub instead of 1 bottle of expensive wine from a restaurant.

You alkies don't know how lucky you are.
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 06 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely a drunken woman who makes wrong choices should have posted some pictures by now to aid the shower time fun.
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PostPosted: 00:07 - 07 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Surely a drunken woman who makes wrong choices should have posted some pictures by now to aid the shower time fun.


Maybe some people that know better have pm'ed her to tell her not to and past on the right info she needs.

Put it back in your pants Skudd.
It can wait another ten years to get used. Smile
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PostPosted: 07:15 - 07 Jun 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy Blake wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Surely a drunken woman who makes wrong choices should have posted some pictures by now to aid the shower time fun.


Maybe some people that know better have pm'ed her to get their own pictures


FTFY Shocked Wink
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