Most disgusting thing I've ever seen....

[MaybeGuy]

Fuck, fuck this thing, fuck this fucking bike

and it's chinese.

Fuck off china.

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDEyWDU0OA==/z/lgQAAMXQHU1RraWs/$(KGrHqRHJBoFBWDtmbwfBRr,Wrrvvg~~60_3.JPG


https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/2013-New-black-600cc-motorcycle-bike-NEW-Long-Brand-/251285297689?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item3a81c55a19&_uhb=1
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It's like someone in a Chinese design office saw a photo of a Vyrus, only the aspect ratio was skewed.
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[stinkwheel]

ITT at least two people who have never watched Akira.

I think it's pretty cool.

https://starcarcentral.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/akira-bike.jpg
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Now it's like a Japanese cartoonist saw the screwy photo of the Vyrus and the Chinese designer is a Manga fan with a 4:3 ratio tv.

Or something.
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[Carl_steveo]

I kind of like it.


It could be worse.

https://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv345/carl_steveo/488a28caee3aa4100405f69a2301b0f5_zpsbc6df078.jpg

ebay
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[andym]

I've definitely seen much worse out there (than both of them), but I like it too... it'd definitely draw attention wherever it stopped

[mgh0]

https://i.ebayimg.com/t/Lambretta-chopper-cruiser-/00/s/MTA2NlgxNjAw/z/3OgAAMXQHU1Rrb5O/$(KGrHqF,!okFGo8bLzycBRrb5ODYdQ~~60_12.JPG

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming swimming.

https://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/249/e/9/finding_nemo___dory_by_the_avenged_evil-d5dryk7.jpg
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[Lord Percy]

Looks like a Transformer. I can see the potential for head, arms, everything, all tucked neatly into the form of a motorbike.

I think the picture is ruined by two things:

1. The Chinese writing pasted right over the top of the image. It makes it look tacky. Put your finger over the Chinese text and forget it's made in China. It improves it quite a bit.

2. Look at the body armour the guy is wearing .

I wouldn't say no to owning that bike, although the wheelbase is so long, it really would only be fun if I wanted to scream along a central Tokyo highway fighting gangs in clown masks. (Akira reference).

City riding would be awful.

[DrDonnyBrago]

Japanime inspired faggotry, burn it!!!

[mivster]

Akira all over I think its cool and id defo have one chinese or not
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[Eddie Hitler]

His fashion sense offends me more. I mean come on. Body armor with no gloves? Designer jeans with rips already there? White trainers?

[mysterious_rider]

Looks well made IMO.
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[Huambo81a]

Kanedaaaa!!!!!
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[nowhere.elysium]

It's currently going for £150.

The sad thing is, I'm faintly tempted, purely for the WTF? factor. At least, I would be were it not for the fact that the auction looks dodgy as hell.
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