Motorway sports for mild entertainment

[cyberglass]

Reading through the motorway lane hog post i though i would see if any of you guys play the motorway games lol


Orbiting
lane hog in the middle lane. Overtake in the 3rd lane pull into the first lane then slow down allowing said car to re-overtake before pulling back into the third lane and repeating as many times as you can till they eventually realize and pull into the correct lane

The YOYO
Tailgating car up your arse. Tap the brakes and as soon as they shit themselves and throw there anchors on you accelerate hard and gain some distance then let off the power let them catch up and repeat.

Stupid fun for a boring trip best done in a car for obvious reasons.
Anyone got any others ?
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DL650 Vstrom 2004
DRZ400S 2003
Yamaha R1 2005

[CaNsA]

Leapfrog, you need a mate to play this.

Overtake your mate @ xx mph
pull in to middle lane holding the speed at which you just overtook you mate.
Your mate over takes you at xxx mph and pulls into the middle lane holding that speed.
rinse and repeat.

great fun until you either run out of road, hit traffic, get nicked, max out your bike, die.

[Wonko The Sane]

Mini-bus box pass


You need two mini busses and one stupid driver and a lorry in the right place at the right time.


Have stupid driver overtake mini bus (that is traveling at 70 as part of a convoy of 3) and slow down instantly after overtaking, making mini bus brake

mini bus overtakes car and pulls back in normally

car overtakes mini bus and pulls in instantly, causing bus to brake

second mini bus now passes both the first mini bus and the driver

Both mini busses try and hold speed, you now need a lorry (or a third bus if you have one) to be to the left and a constant stream of traffic to the right.

see how many junctions you can get the car past while it indicates left trying to exit the motorway.

we managed two junctions.

[keggyhander]

Anybody fucking about like the above seriously needs to die in a fire.

[angryjonny]

[angryjonny]

[Ste]

Go as fast as possible. Obviously.

Fuck playing games, you should be going faster.

[CaNsA]

[andym]

I have done 100mph leapfrog on the way back to Glasgow the first time I ever came to Bristol... lasted for about 35-40 miles too.

[garth]

On my old XJ600, if you chucked the choke on full it would pull about 45 in top gear.

I've gone down the motorway sat on the pillion seat, so it looks like there's no rider, that was quite funny.

[Walloper]

Not exactly a game but it frightens the shite out your passenger.
If they doze off on you... Drift over to the cat's eyes/reflectors on on the edge of the central reservation. Do not hit them yet....

Lean your head against your door glass and close your left eye. Drift over a bit to clip the cat's eyes now.

Your passenger will awaken because of the warning sounds. Look around to see you slumped against the window sleeping.

Beware of ear bursting scream.
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[Lord Percy]

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[Walloper]

[Lord Percy]

[Groove]

[fatjames]

The game I play is, see how fast I can go without getting deaded.

[Banger]

My usual game is very simple-

Rinse whatever vehicle is in front of me . . .

Repeat

Repeat

Repeat . . . and so on.

Game ends when I arrive at destination !
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Yamaha . . Keyboards to biking nirvana.

[James83]