Being Checked Out

[Skudd]

Next door workshy has just popped round to say that there were two lads in my back garden between my sheds checking the place out and my bike. Bugger didn't call the police at the time ( I was on nights) everything is battened down, but it just pisses me off that the shits are trying to do something.
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[Cyclingbiker]

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Mod 1 - Passed - 12/11/12 --- Mod 2 - Passed - 26/11/12

[-Matt-]

Chain it up like a circus animal

I had a similar problem last year. 'Window cleaners' confused my house with one they 'had permission' to come over the wall of, of course...

Found some stuff had been moved in the garage as well as my bike chain clearly having been wiggled as i always left it in the same position.

Motivated me to get an alarm fitted, and now have it chained up and disc locked within an inch of its life on alarm 24 7, luckily they never came back yet touchwood.

[clancy]

Put a trip wire with a rape alarm between your sheds
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KLX 300r

[-Matt-]

Or an electric fence - very high voltage of course

[Casper]

So he comes round to warn you and all you can do is call him names.

[Skudd]

[clancy]

[Skudd]

[Andy_Pagin]

Offer him a tenner for any dna samples he happens to get on his knuckles.
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the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
Yamaha Vity -> YBR125 -> FZS600 Fazer -> FZ1-S Fazer

[Rogerborg]

Gumtree "dog" "three year old male german shepherd husky for sale, £75"

Cheaper than a chain, and you don't even have to feed it, just let it eat them then flog it on.
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GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[orac]

[Hondaondabrai...]

A camera to record the madness that could unfold?
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blade

[-Matt-]

This is why i never quite worked out how to use all the buttons on my multimeter

[cg125erinit]

Someone stole two chairs from my garden furniture set last weekend. Just two chairs. They left the other two and the table.

[Islander]

[orac]

truck battery will do the job - heck a hefty car battery.

i know alot of bike battery will give off over 100 cranking amps at 12v.

also should ideally be dc and not ac current, ac it relativly safe.

also alot of it will be affected by the rest of the circuit, i am designing a circuit atm that will drive nearly 2amps at 2.3v. if i can get the right driver i may be able to go as far as 4amps and 2.3v
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"with nothing left to lose, there is everything to gain. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog"

[johnsmith222]

[-Matt-]

Best of both worlds - hire him to guard the bike - hes employed, bikes safe.

Karma is restored

[Skudd]

[Casper]

[Dean-J]

[Pete.]

[1cyl]

I've had a few 230v ac shocks over last few years. One that passed up one arm, through heart, and back down other.

2 cigarettes and I was fine.

If you want to do a proper job, use 3 phase
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