What would you do?

[illuminateTHE...]

I was passing through a shopping center underground car park. And I saw a group of lads trying to steal a nice black bmw m5/m6 which was located at the center of the car park.
I know they were stealing the car because 1) the car was a pricey bmw 2) the alarm was going off 3) there was a lad lying on his back in the drivers position, he was most likely trying to hot wire the vehicle.

What would you have done in this situation? I've chosen to keep my mouth zipped as I've got a very distinctive bike/ gear and i go past this shopping center allot. So the chances of me coming across the path of these cunts are high. I know this is a cowardly reaction but there is nothing more i could do other than ride off.
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[Tungtvann]

Call cops, take pics, alert security.

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[Rogerborg]

I'd probably say "hi i'm paul".
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[Az]

I would of rode past, stared, if they were stealing a car I would of shouted "Just saw police downstairs on there way up, i think CCTV gotchya..." in the hope they'd leave the car and run lol.

Then if anything you're in there good books for 'warning them' and they wouldnt fuck up ur bike in the future or you and no cars would of got stolen, hopefully.

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[Pol Anorl]

Be a fecking hero.

You should of gone over and grabbed them round the neck and called the police, no-one gives a shit if you get shanked.
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[TheSmiler]

Always thought you were a prick and this just proves it, you most likely have a smartphone with a camera (more than likely the latest Iphone, considering you like the shiny pathetic things bike included).

You could of easily taken a photo of them (preferably the faces) and phoned the police knowing how they like an open/shut case they would of been there almost straight away. There is a thing called confidentiality that you could of used to save them "recognising you" but that would of happened soon as they saw your bike go past if they had any common sense.

To be honest I hope that if you bike ever gets stolen and someone sees it happen they keep buttoned.
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[pinkyfloyd]

Should have helped them. Might have been a good adventure for you.
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[yen_powell]

1. Identify crime taking place
2. Locate telephone box
3. Run into box and change into superhero costume
4. Emerge and kick baddies arses.
5. Use telephone box to change back, leave quickly
6. Return to telephone box 10 minutes later to collect forgotten pants
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[Shinigami]

you utter jebend! you didn't even take a pic or call the police?!

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[fox]

Put it this way, if someone was stealing your bike, and a witness stood there watching then just walked off, you would be pissed right? Now put yourself in that bmw owners shoes.
Really wouldn't of hurt to make a quick call.
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[anthony_r6]

Why did you look several times when you knew you weren't going to do anything about it?
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[SQL]

Good luck trying to hotwire an M6

[mudcow007]

[reed]

1) you are a useless cunt.

2) As said above, a BMW is going to be extremely difficult to Hotwire.

(Unless its an old one)
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[ocatoro]

starting an m5/m6 is easy, once youre inside.

you just need a laptop, few cables and a blank ebay key.... there's been masses and masses of them stolen. bmw have even upgraded the firmware several times to try to stop it
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[ocatoro]

[reed]

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