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If I was shitting blood, I probably would be calling a doctor before asking questions about it on a forum.
On that basis its probably not that serious.
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Oh, i don't know. Some of you are quite knowledgeable when it comes to mens asses.  Yes, i went there.
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there may be an NHS direct in my area but ive never used it and dont wanna go now whilst im meant to be working. as said, im not in pain so will go later.
are you trying to say that motorcyle riders are thickos? the last few people to post in this thread might be paramedics, GPs or from any other field of medicine who just happen to ride bikes in their spare time. dont be so naive. |
Ok, firstly I never said motorcycle riders are thickos, please dont twist my words as I find it very offensive when people make out I said something that I didnt.
A Motorcycle riding group share one thing in common, that being they have an interest in bikes, which is not the same as diagnosing blood coming out of a hole designed for shit. Im sure there are doctors, nurses, lawyers, mensa members and all sorts here, but the last place I would discuss my personal bowel movements would be in a forum designed to unite people who like two wheeled travel
NHS Direct is a telephone service designed for just this think. Quick telephone call to medically trained experts and they will give you advice on your next move. It may be take two asprin and go to bed, or it may be go to casulaty immediately.
Now, you say you are at work? You seem to have plenty of time to write forum posts, so why not get on the phone. If your boss has an issue with that then just explain that you are on the phone to NHS Direct about a delicate medical issue and if he still has an issue with it then he is negligent in his duties towards the saftey of his staff.
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| Lady Phoenix wrote: | | mic wrote: |
there may be an NHS direct in my area but ive never used it and dont wanna go now whilst im meant to be working. as said, im not in pain so will go later.
are you trying to say that motorcyle riders are thickos? the last few people to post in this thread might be paramedics, GPs or from any other field of medicine who just happen to ride bikes in their spare time. dont be so naive. |
Ok, firstly I never said motorcycle riders are thickos, please dont twist my words as I find it very offensive when people make out I said something that I didnt.
i didnt twist words it was a question
A Motorcycle riding group share one thing in common, that being they have an interest in bikes, which is not the same as diagnosing blood coming out of a hole designed for shit. Im sure there are doctors, nurses, lawyers, mensa members and all sorts here, but the last place I would discuss my personal bowel movements would be in a forum designed to unite people who like two wheeled travel
so why have a non-motorbike section?! an bowl movements seem to be a mild topic in here compared to some
NHS Direct is a telephone service designed for just this think. Quick telephone call to medically trained experts and they will give you advice on your next move. It may be take two asprin and go to bed, or it may be go to casulaty immediately.
been taking ibuofen all day.
Now, you say you are at work? You seem to have plenty of time to write forum posts, so why not get on the phone. If your boss has an issue with that then just explain that you are on the phone to NHS Direct about a delicate medical issue and if he still has an issue with it then he is negligent in his duties towards the saftey of his staff.
maybe i get no phone signal where i work and maybe i am the boss and noone can cover me if i have to shoot off therefore would have to be on deaths door to justify it |
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i didnt twist words it was a question
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Not even going to answer this, Im not out for an argument, even if you are.
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so why have a non-motorbike section?! an bowl movements seem to be a mild topic in here compared to some
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Didnt say you couldnt post here, just suggesting that perhaps you should seek more appropriate help FIRST
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been taking ibuofen all day.
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That wont do a thing, Ibuprofen is an anti-inflamitory better suited for things like pain caused by swelling. Seriously mate, dont take it any more.
Source: I worked in the medical industry for 20 years
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maybe i get no phone signal where i work and maybe i am the boss and noone can cover me if i have to shoot off therefore would have to be on deaths door to justify it |
This part you neglected to tell us. We can only advise on the fact you provide. But can I ask what cover you have while you are writing forum posts. The amount of time you have spent writing these posts could have been spent on the companies landline to NHS Direct. Im not saying you would have to shoot off, I doubt you would. They will probably say see a doctor if symptons persist.
Anyway, Im done on this thread. I do find it annoying when people make a post asking advice and not reacting too well when they dont get the answer they want to hear.
Suck it up, if you make those kind of posts expect a mixed bag of answers.
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im not out for an argument ive asked a simple question about a bleedin arse and find myself having to explain where i work how NHS works....
suppose all i was really looking for was people with a similar experince and a 'what happened next' scenario. i expected a few 'go to the doctors' (obviously not an option at this moment in time) but not a lecture on how i should/shouldnt use a forum.
FWIW asprin helps thin blood so not sure if thats a good idea  (but then you'd already know that 'Source: I worked in the medical industry for 20 years') |
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Butt plug works
Bright red blood is probably just a haemorrhoid burst after pushing too much. But ffs get to the doctor.
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Stop posting here and go to a DR or the hospital, you're shitting blood....no you're firing blood out of your anus like a violent sneeze, when your ass is doing that there is something wrong.
Lady is spot on, you shouldn't be on a forum asking about why your arsehole is a fire hose of blood, you should be at a DR or the Hospital, if my butthole was turning my toilet into whore house decor then I would be somewhere other than a forum.
Seeing as how your bleeding bumhole is stopping you from googling
Maroon-colored stools or bright red blood usually suggests that the blood is coming from the lower part of the GI tract (large bowel, rectum, or anus). However, sometimes massive or rapid bleeding in the stomach causes bright red stools.
The lower part of the GI tract will usually cause maroon or bright red, bloody stools due to:
Anal fissures
Bowel ischemia (when blood supply is cut off to part of the intestines)
Colon polyps or colon cancer
Diverticulosis (abnormal pouches in the colon)
Hemorrhoids (common cause)
Inflammatory bowel disease (such as Crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis)
Intestinal infection (such as bacterial enterocolitis)
Small bowel tumor
Trauma or foreign body
Vascular malformation (abnormal collections of blood vessels called arteriovenous malformations or AVMs)
When to Contact a Medical Professional
Call your doctor immediately if you notice blood or changes in the color of your stool. Even if you think that hemorrhoids are causing the blood in your stool, your doctor should examine you to make sure that there is no other, more serious cause present.
Not being funny but you could have ass cancer, you could have internal bleeding, stop posting here and arguing get to the DR, this could be a serious condition.
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