oiled brake discs.

[Pol Anorl]

was not s nice suprise to find the local scrots had oiled my brake discs..

didn't realise till i was about a mile or so out, just thought my brakes where a bit shite as per usual untill i really needed to stop.

washed and scrubbed it off all good.

so far they have, fallen asleep inside the flat doors, tried stealing from the building site out back, stole the hanging baskets from downstairs garden and oiled my brake discs..

Something tells me an alarm is needed.
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[Fisty]

Next time they have "falled asleep" rape them.


Or move house. Then rape them.
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[Weedy]

Or an ASBO for the little fekkers!
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[P.]

Sure its not brake fluid or fork oil?

[Derivative]

If this is actually legit then surely that's a pretty clear cut case of attempted murder.

It's pretty much on par with someone injecting poisons into your milk bottles on the doorstep.

[Fisty]

[esullivan]

Isn't that attempted murder?
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[fatpies]

I was going to say attempted murder, as it satisfies premeditation, but thought everybody was going to call me crazy.
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[Derivative]

[tz250bloke]

Put them in the back of van with a right nasty bastard, a baseball bat, a shovel and a mail sack. Then go for a little drive in to the country and make the tosser dig a big hole
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[Pol Anorl]

was on both fronts and rear so not fork oil nor fluid, chance of all 3 leaking onto the discs is unlikely.

They are little bastards round here, same group of 5 lads always being antisocial as fuck but the police wont do anything, i had to go out last week and hold them till the police got here otherwise they wouldn't have bothered getting pissed off with em now.

they also stole someones bike and dumped it at the front of ours, luckily our car park has one way in and out, so if they do go back in and i see them they have to pass me to get back out and i wont be so kind.

Surely the police wont be able to do anything now ive washed it off and have no whitness
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[lihp]

Change your pads
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[Pol Anorl]

[Weedy]

[Pie-Roe]

[RhynoCZ]

In what the hell country do you live, that some bastards lube your brakes for fun
I'd definitely park the bike at the same spot and then I'd be waiting there with my mates for those pranksters to knock their teeth out.

I've never heard of anyone who got lubed brakes here, in CZE. I can see that Czechs have a bit more respect for life of others around.
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[fatpies]

[RhynoCZ]

[Hetzer]

[RhynoCZ]

[Bendy]

As an aside, I always do a little brake test within a few feet of pulling away. I'd rather find out they're not working properly where there's nothing to hit.

[Davie J]