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Fisty
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: OH BOLLOCKS!!! Reply with quote

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Feel free to post as many fail memes as you can.
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn! Crying or Very sad

Get it out, remove battery, leave in hot dry airing-cupboard for one week, pray.
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
Damn! Crying or Very sad

Get it out, remove battery, leave in hot dry airing-cupboard for one week, pray.

Iphone.....you can't remove the battery.
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stick in a lunch box filled with rice, stuff in airing cupboard, pray.

Otherwise I hope you backup up recently Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:25 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gutted, I did that to my n95 when it was brand new the day it came out, the day I got it Laughing ... twas fucked.
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PostPosted: 20:25 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or, and I'm just saying, perhaps this is crazy enough to work...

https://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk93/jabaya/iPhone4Blender.png

... or should you?
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PostPosted: 20:25 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 20:27 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bugger!

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PostPosted: 20:27 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stupid bitch Tut Tut
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

pits wrote:
Hetzer wrote:
Damn! Crying or Very sad

Get it out, remove battery, leave in hot dry airing-cupboard for one week, pray.

Iphone.....you can't remove the battery.


Unless you have a screwdriver and about 30 seconds.
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PostPosted: 20:33 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not much consolation, but Apple will replace it with a refurbed same model/size for £139. As I found out after falling in a river with my phone in my pocket. Rice didn't work a jot!
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: good news Reply with quote

The good news is that you have a free 5 year warranty. Wink

You did activate it didn't you Thinking
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PostPosted: 20:40 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Re: good news Reply with quote

alexknight2000 wrote:
The good news is that you have a free 5 year warranty. Wink

You did activate it didn't you Thinking

Not sure Apple will be falling over themselves to honour the warranty when they open it up and see washing powder and corrosion!
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

might be covered under accidental damage on your home insurance..... Wink Wink
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Re: good news Reply with quote

I meant the warranty on the washing machine Laughing

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carvell wrote:
alexknight2000 wrote:
The good news is that you have a free 5 year warranty. Wink

You did activate it didn't you Thinking

Not sure Apple will be falling over themselves to honour the warranty when they open it up and see washing powder and corrosion!

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PostPosted: 21:34 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:43 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

You tit.
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Logic dictates you need to pop it in the tumble dryer.
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 22:05 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

best thing you can do with an iphone, drown the f****

now you have made the subconscious decision to drown it
Logic dictates you get anything but an iphone Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

well all I wil say is this, it makes my photo of my husbands attempt at washing look pretty lame.
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PostPosted: 22:43 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The "clonk clonk clonk" of your phone in the washing machine is the last noise it will ever make. Plonker
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PostPosted: 23:36 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

scorps wrote:
well all I wil say is this, it makes my photo of my husbands attempt at washing look pretty lame.


Haha, that tickles me more though :)
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 01 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've not put my phone in the wash (warrant card and wallet a number of times though!), but been swimming with it twice. Within the same week Sad.
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PostPosted: 00:10 - 02 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is the mysterious device that the phone is in?

Confused
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