Two Dozen Eggs?

[Skudd]

I have two dozen out of date eggs in the fridge. What can I do with them?
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[chris-red]

Giant omlette
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[The Artist]

Check if they float.

[pits]

Are they off? Put them in water
Float they are off
Stand up eat them quickly
Sink they are fine
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[Pete.]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

How out of date is "out of date"?

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[Skudd]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I'd eat the ones from May, but the ones from March are ammunition.
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Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[garth]

Go to a shoe shop and put them in new pairs of shoes.

[pits]

Turn them into Chinese century eggs, nom nom nom nom
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[Knightsy]

Give them to your local chavs along with a fiver and watch the mayhem?
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[hedgehugger]

If you do the water thing just do it as you use them. The shells are porous and water isn't good for them.

[Andy_Pagin]

It's times like this I wish Tony Blair was still PM, a perfect target for rotten eggs.
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[MaybeGuy]

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[Fisty]

[pits]

[Fisty]

Pits, you smell of semen and dolphin phlegm.
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[pits]

madbro?
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[Fisty]

[pits]

back off topic, can you see what I did up there .
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Stinkwheel: You have no right to free speech
00:32:08 Blau Zedong: yes, i am a massive CB400 fan and collector
00:33:00 Blau Zedong: the CB400 is my favourite road bike