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PostPosted: 06:46 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 06:50 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was this the ex with a todger?
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PostPosted: 07:01 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

It won't help with moving on if you keep popping round for a shag

might also keep you where she wants you while she moves on but has the benefit of a no strings attached shag.

other option is she's got something she want's to give you, and not in a good way.




oh, and pics or it didn't happen.
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PostPosted: 07:12 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

that pic proves nothing and your story doesn't make sense


"stop showing your legs, it's turning me on"

She grins and goes to pour another cup of tea

Instantly you're up and biting her neck.



do you live in a carry on film?
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PostPosted: 07:26 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'll be fine as long as your dad doesn't find out that you've been nobbing his sister and his wife.
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PostPosted: 07:37 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:
i made a bet i could restain her and take her knickers off with my teeth.


Freudian penis?
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PostPosted: 07:58 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its like reading a shit version of Razzle.

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PostPosted: 08:17 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

thought you were boning those 2 women that were dog rough you posted?

definitely autistic
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PostPosted: 08:26 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

**!EVERYONE EVERYONE!**

LOOK AT ME!


I had sex last night! I'm awesome!
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PostPosted: 08:49 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
Its like reading a shit version of Razzle.

Confused

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Would that be the 8ft geyser of shit version?
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PostPosted: 08:54 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I refer you to:

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=275407
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PostPosted: 09:35 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islander wrote:
GhostRider wrote:
Its like reading a shit version of Razzle. Confused
Would that be the 8ft geyser of shit version?

What's the tolerances/accuracy on that 8ft geyser? Wink Very Happy
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PostPosted: 09:40 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:
sickpup wrote:
Was this the ex with a todger?

Just been pulled about by little Mark for hours was disturbing and got abit painful considering i have my op on friday.

So, you're currently pre-op and from Friday you'll be post-op.
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PostPosted: 09:42 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Serious answer, doesn't help you move on at all.. give it up now.
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PostPosted: 11:52 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok I've refrained from posting in an of this retards threads for long enough.

OP NO-ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU, YOUR SAD LITTLE LIFE OR PATHETIC MADE UP STORIES.

I'm sure you would love to think what you say is real, but its that far fetched and ridiculous Walter Mitty himself would be proud of the uncontrollable muck that spews forth from your sordid little brain.

Sorry I had to get that out.

Any way

Cool story bro.. etc etc
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any post by Mark is accompanied by this tune in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY3E4rosQis

What I don't understand is someone like Kraders spews forth hate, however eloquent, in pretty much any post he partakes in and not only gets gold blobbage but achieves hero status among some. Poor old warped is guilty of nothing more than being a tad creative at most and is torn to shreds every post Confused

Maybe I just loved fairy tales as a kid and I haven't grown out of it fully but long live warped Very Happy
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would say it is because Kradders actually believes in what he says, whereas the shit that warped makes up is unbelievable, even for himself Rolling Eyes

I'll just leave this here, it feels somehow, um, relevant.....

Oh, NSFW.........

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MjufrmE7GY8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMjufrmE7GY8

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PostPosted: 14:36 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:
Went to go for a pee and she was bent over the sink, so took the opertunity.


There are so many things wrong and questions that I don't want answers to raised by that one sentence.
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 17 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark Roberts wrote:
Would have been rude not to give it a kiss.

Would have been more sensible to walk out the door at exactly this moment and not look back.
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