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Ahoy.
Well, Mini Marm had a busy day today. He woke up in Rugby and will kip down just south of Glasgow. Let's call that 350 miles for him, 425 for me, and a gold star for Herr BMW as my arse remains unprolapsed. Yes, despite visiting CaNsA and consuming something from his freezer.
https://img837.imageshack.us/img837/2235/2ue3.jpg
Buh-bye, CaNsA. Just... keep me turned away from the nipples. I promise you that what he's holding is a double headed lemon and roofie flavour ice pop.
https://img547.imageshack.us/img547/4756/gsdg.jpg
And reverting to type, Marm spends the next few hours at motorway service stations, enjoying the view. This is... somewhere... in, uh, England. Probably.
https://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/836/da89.jpg
Best British Marmalade, from Seville, Britain.
https://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8436/gwvs.jpg
Does it? DOES IT REALLY? Well, there's a first time for everything.
https://img834.imageshack.us/img834/3559/tzsy.jpg
I tried to get Marmalade and Ginger hitched, but "they don't serve their kind round here". Does BCF have a California chapter?
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More rejection - no fun for Marmalade at 'Scotland's Theme Park', which is apparently run by Romanians. Is no fun for anyone! Is all close!
https://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/542/kmxe.jpg
Many bugs died to bring you this Marmalade. You can't really see how many, but the weight of their tiny corpses was starting to effect my fuel economy.
https://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5666/ih0y.jpg
It's been a long day, but Marms finally gets to tuck into a Chinese prawn curry, and an ice cold glass of cider.
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Guard duty passed on to Middling Large Toby and Notably Diminutive Hester.
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I spy... Gretna! 
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Posted: 17:27 - 21 Jul 2013  Post subject: |
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Where are you today, Marm?
https://imageshack.us/a/img542/3526/3so2.jpg
Hanging out with the ginger coos. I'm pretty sure you milk these to get marmalade, right?
https://imageshack.us/a/img571/5147/v2rr.jpg
Two cows in a field, which one is going on holiday?
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The one with the wee calf.
https://imageshack.us/a/img19/3933/zpu1.jpg
Right, let get some culture down your neck. A mini monument for mini marm.
https://imageshack.us/a/img11/489/rz4e.jpg
He's not dead, he's just tired and shagged out from a long crusade.
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Bird.
https://imageshack.us/a/img837/9568/1c2b.jpg
Cock.
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Pussy.
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FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHATCHYA TELL ME.
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FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHATCHYA TELL ME.
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FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHATCHYA TELL ME.
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FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHATCHYA TELL ME.
https://imageshack.us/a/img547/8183/ymkr.jpg
Marmalade is pining for the fjords. Anyone within a couple of hours of East Kilbride want him?
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Posted: 17:38 - 21 Jul 2013  Post subject: |
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Sure i can take him further north Inverness way Friday 
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All right, Marm, enough freeloading. Get tae Falkirk.
https://imageshack.us/a/img197/8589/2sq0.jpg
Where Kat's dog will guard and/or eat you. I have no idea what this excellent pooch is called, but if it's not Bowsar the Barkbarian then the world makes no sense.
https://imageshack.us/a/img854/2281/3ar1.jpg
I promised Kat that I would use the dorkiest image of him, but I couldn't choose, and why should I when they go together so well? What's he saying, or is he just blowing BCF a kiss?
https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/7-22-2013/iFes2x.gif
STOOL BRORY CO. While Marm was en route, a Ladyneighbour backed into Kat's Gixxer and put it over. For reals. Apparently he got neither pics, nor tits nor Gary. 
Shouldn't these bits be on those bits?
https://imageshack.us/a/img801/5876/ytvb.jpg
Chain is tight, but is that subframe a little bit... you know...
https://imageshack.us/a/img706/9361/owmt.jpg
Plate might have been asking for it.
Not really that cool a story, it had just been fettled into top form. 
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You live up the back of Hairmyers hospital Borg?
Majority of my family lives up near the murray
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| Posted: 23:13 - 22 Jul 2013 Post subject: |
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At a rough guess I'd say 'Can I eat them' |
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| Posted: 23:16 - 22 Jul 2013 Post subject: |
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Nah think Sasha (the dog) would be more inclined to eat them 
Next point is anyone Inverness region want marmalade
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| Posted: 10:45 - 24 Jul 2013 Post subject: |
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| raesewell wrote: | It's nice to see Marm and Ginger still getting about and who said they wouldn't get far? |
Ooh, I know, I know that one:
| Paddy. wrote: | If it gets further than the sombrero, I'll eat my helmet. Bike one.
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| jimspeed wrote: | hope you are hungry mate..... |
As promised, I shall deliver. |
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| Posted: 10:58 - 24 Jul 2013 Post subject: |
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I know...
Gotta choose one to munch. Is there any risks to eating a helmet? |
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| Posted: 11:20 - 24 Jul 2013 Post subject: |
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My lids are infested with worse than that I'm thinking on terms of shards of plastic in the belly  |
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Aww no way!!! I missed Marm coming through Liverpool, missed the opportunity to meet Cansa AND Rogerborg?! I fail. Miserably. I could have well got in on the action if I'd kept my eye on this thread 
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