VLOG review & feedback

[jackw72]

Hey guys.

I know most of the people on here are haters of vlog but I wanted to give it a go.

You don't have to watch it if you don't want but if you could give it a watch and let me know what you think that would be coooool!

Thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbWMyWdxdxs

edit: link has been changed to 2nd video.
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[Conon]

You're an annoying, posh prick

[Ollie1995]

You sound like a tool.
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[swampy]

This is the trouble with Vlogs. You have precisely fuck all to say. What you did say in the 30s I watched was self indulgent, unnecessary, and wholly uninformative.

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[andym]

There were definite Riff Raff (Rocky Horror Show) sounding moments in that video

Oh and the 'solar powered black thing' is an 'extractor fan type thing'

[jackw72]

Thanks all, the bad and the good is all valued
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[keggyhander]

Well I'd say you've absolutely nailed the requisite vlogtard whiny nasal southern shandy-drinking whiff-of-piss voice.

[Conon]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Another nail in the Vloggers coffin.
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[Harold_Shand]

I had a shit this afternoon that was more entertaining.
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[Nick 50]

I concur with the other comments.

To me it seems you are trying to be something you're not. Be yourself, if it works woo-hoo, if it doesn't oh well.
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[Lord Percy]

Dude that sounded like 'MAJOR BANTAAAAR', like you were doing it more with the mindset that your mates were gonna hear it - people who know you - rather than everyday people who need to be kept interested by something worth watching.

Up to the 2 minute mark all I heard/saw was:

Not sure what to say so I'll throw in some bantaaaar
Daddy bought my helmet cam, hope it doesn't fall off lol
I'm a Vlog virgin LOL
Weather's gonna be good today, but don't trust weathermen LOL
I'm wearing shorts because cancer kills people

I think the problem with Vloggers is that they want to go on camera and make an item of themselves before they've thought of the reason they want to actually do it, i.e. an action, mission, theme, goal, etc.

Don't give up if you enjoy it, but remember to do something awessssooooome next time. Maybe try to get chased by as many coppers as possible, or do a GTA spoof and try to go so crazy that you have the army after you. Don't forget to carry a bazooka for when they send a helicopter.

[ThoughtContro...]

Also learn to edit video. We don't need the upside down shot of your balls at the start.

That's the quietest GSXR thou on the planet. At least if I could hear it screaming it might make the video interesting, unlike the meandering chat. Have a point, have an interesting event from the ride. Waffle from point A to B is dull, dull, dull. Get pulled by the truffle hunters, kick some cunts wing mirror off, hurl abuse at random Audi and Beemer drivers and convince everyone you're a nutter, but FFS do something interesting to warrant watching a video.
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[jackw72]

Lols!

Yeah I suppose it is more aimed at my friends/people who know me.

Maybe I shall try and be purposeful, it is a shame I have no idea how to be entertaining :p

The second went up a touch later which was edited a little and did have a purpose (mildly).

Thanks again.
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[Lord Percy]

I just watched all 15 minutes of your first video.

I'm really sorry but it was terrible and pointless, and frankly a little worrying that this is the state our society has been reduced to - inane chit-chat videos geared towards a clique with about as much breadth of vision as a potato.

Your username is jackw72. Does that mean you're 41 years old..?! Surely not. The style you put forward was that of a 17 year old.

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The Queen almost certainly will not have a specially appointed individual gynaecologist. It'll be a Harley Street doctor or some other very well-practised professional with several other equally 'high up' private clients. Or there may be a general royal doctor who looks at everything, not just her minge. But anyway I have no idea why it was worth attempting as an actual theme for your monologue. Come to think of it I don't know what the purpose of any motorcycle vlog is , unless it's showing something awesome, adventurous and different from the usual everyday mundaneness of the daily commute.

When you referred to (and I quote), 'that scripture about words and their meanings and all that bollocks which I might go on about later because I enjoy it but it's still bollocks because it's stupid'... huh? !! Is that the words of a fully grown adult?!

Regarding your closing remark about whether you should buy something because it's useful or you should buy something because you want it. Decisions, decisions... first world problems.

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Sorry for the criticism. I didn't watch the whole video before. This is the internet, I am your audience, and that is what I think. Sorry.

[mistergixer]

Utter shit.
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[Dalemac]

1. You talk like a twat.

2. at 4.40 you overtake a car while going over a crossing. I don't know if this is an acceptable thing in your area, but i would have thought it would be a no no.
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[Doovy]

I turned it off when I saw the crotch shot.
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[bikertomm]

I'd say you fit in very well with the sterotype of 'Vloggers'


Do it if you enjoy it mate.
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[Rogerborg]

I have the curry squits and would rather dip a straw in and drain the bowl of arse gravy than watch that again.
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[Shinigami]

i'll be getting a cam soon....

...however I won't be doing this with it
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