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MCW
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PostPosted: 18:14 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: BCF Adverts Reply with quote
Are they targetted? So far I have been offered deodourant, a 'cougar' dating site and the best price for my motorcycle. Even fb hasn't tried to take my bike off me!!

Apparantly I am a predatory older female who stinks, wants to screw 19 year olds and needs to sell her bike.

How do they know??? WTF BCF???
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charlie74
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PostPosted: 18:16 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
you haven't said if its accurate though? Wink
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MCW
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
charlie74 wrote:
you haven't said if its accurate though? Wink

Am sweet-smelling and not into anyone under about 45... Am permanently broke, but the bike is not for sale! Otherwise, it's bang on!
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The Artist
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Google not BCF
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charlie74
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
well.. from what i can tell it uses stored cookies from websites you've visited,
im currently getting hit with

Argos- used them to price check a vac i bought on ebay
K&co - kids shoes
gumtree

adchoices are a pain, and they really slow down my yahoo homepage ((
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MCW
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Artist wrote:
Google not BCF

Well, they're in the BCF livery and I assume BCF are benefitting from them. Now they are offering me bike training. Spot on, this time...
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CaNsA
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
click there and choose what ads you want to see...
The ones you are seeing are based on your browsing habits.

https://i.imgur.com/z9QzfbP.png


Oh and FYI.... Forum feedback and help, not Random Banter.
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MCW
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
CaNsA wrote:
click there and choose what ads you want to see...
The ones you are seeing are based on your browsing habits.

https://i.imgur.com/z9QzfbP.png

Thanks CaNsA, but I haven't been on any dating sites for years, and not on this computer. I did look up something on a BBC wildlife programme recently, could it have picked cougars up from there??
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CaNsA
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
How the fuck would I know?
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PostPosted: 18:37 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Re: BCF Adverts Reply with quote
MCW wrote:
Apparantly I am a predatory older female


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PostPosted: 18:47 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't stress about it MCW, I get the cougar life ads and so on as well. I try to game it a bit, try to get the oddest adverts I can on there. Not found anything really except strangely targeted ebay ads.

Clear out your cookies and so on, you can start clean and see how fast it is. Pretty clever coding really.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/1944312472453138508

Thinking
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Skudd
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCW wrote:
charlie74 wrote:
you haven't said if its accurate though? Wink

Am sweet-smelling and not into anyone under about 45... Am permanently broke, but the bike is not for sale! Otherwise, it's bang on!


I'm in with a chance then?
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PostPosted: 19:17 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I regularly receive emails suggesting I have appendage trouble and that they can help me out... I'm not sure I would actually like an appendage, or the viagra or the women they think that I'd like to meet...so like they said above...don't stress it....it's the internet...it's weird. Mr. Green Thumbs Up
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Marmalade
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
MCW wrote:
Am sweet-smelling and not into anyone under about 45... Am permanently broke, but the bike is not for sale! Otherwise, it's bang on!


I'm in with a chance then?


I'm too young, just a boy.
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CaNsA
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PostPosted: 19:38 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCW wrote:
I am sweet-smelling and not into anyone under about 45... I am permanently broke


Stop being a retard.
Or do you think you are a 13y/o chav?

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MCW
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PostPosted: 19:38 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:

I'm in with a chance then?

Nah. You've already told us you're a crap shag... Mr. Green
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MCW
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
CaNsA wrote:
Stop being a retard.
Or do you think you are a 13y/o chav?

CaNsA, sweetheart, you seem to be getting yourself muddled up with Covdude somehow.

We are just indulging in a little random banter. You don't have to read this thread. Now why don't you piss off outside and play, there's a dear...

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-Matt-
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm bombarded with cougar sites personally, don't know if i'm deemed to be a cougar magnet, or a lonely bastard by the advertisers Thinking
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MarJay
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
You all get dating sites, I get paintball, mobile phones and online games.

I've turned into a character from Big Bang Theory. Sad
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Skudd
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I just get Jacamo. Crying or Very sad
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Marmalade
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm getting mainly euro car parts.

I've just bought new bearings, brakes etc for my van
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CaNsA
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PostPosted: 21:06 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCW wrote:
CaNsA, sweetheart, you seem to be getting yourself muddled up with Covdude somehow.

That person in the flounce list below?
Well done for using all the necessary vowels this time.

<enter op and and sandy tampon comment here>

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angryjonny
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 29 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
CaNsA wrote:
MCW wrote:
CaNsA, sweetheart, you seem to be getting yourself muddled up with Covdude somehow.

We are just indulging in a little random banter. You don't have to read this thread. Now why don't you piss off outside and play, there's a dear...


Well done for using all the necessary vowels this time.

<enter op and and sandy tampon comment here>

I smell a romance blossoming...
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Skudd
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PostPosted: 05:50 - 30 Jul 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
angryjonny wrote:

I smell a romance blossoming...


I doubt it as she said she didn't stink. Anyway I got first dibs even if I am a crap shag, at least I try to please.......................... well for the first 17 seconds I do, the remaining 8 seconds is pure self indulgence.
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