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PostPosted: 22:45 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Que the Cool story Bro Reply with quote

I got a phone call from a agencie tonight asking if i can cover a shift, the shift was a waking night shift, at a ex offenders hostel, i agreed and packed my top box with cigs, redbull and my laptop to watch movies.

Its a ten mile drive from my house, when i arrived......


Can any one guess what the end of the story is?
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

You opened the door, got on the floor, everyone walk a dinosaur?
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

You woke up and drove to ASDA for your night shift Mr. Green Question

Or, more likely - you arrived and everyone already had cigs, redbull and a laptop to watch movies Laughing


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PostPosted: 22:48 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
You opened the door, got on the floor, everyone walk a dinosaur?



So close Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was on fire
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

-Matt- wrote:
You woke up and drove to ASDA for your night shift Mr. Green Question

Or, more likely - you arrived and everyone already had cigs, redbull and a laptop to watch movies Laughing


I did drive to asda but only to get some mullar corner yoghurts. Smile
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Huambo81a wrote:
It was on fire


It would do a service to the community if it was this place is a festering zone for scum.
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

You forgot you laptop charger and will be gone in 10 mins?
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

You posted a shit thread on the internet?
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone had broke their probation conditions, left the hostel, riot police were flooding the streets, an ex-offender ask for a pillion to safety - you obliged. -insert details of 2 hour highspeed pursuit involving 3 helicopters and 6 armed response units-

I'm right aren't i .... aren't i Thinking
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have posted a shit thread, however i am bored at work and enjoying all of the creative ideas you's are coming up with.

I dont thing its going to be as good now when i finish the story, lets just say matt was correct. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank god its in the appropriate forum Police
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

tell us the rest of your crappy story.
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

End of the story top box fell off somwhere between home and work drove back but it was nowhere to be seen. Sad
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.nationalturk.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Breaking-News-nationalturk-1233.jpg
Story that never started ends
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

brendan19932010 wrote:
End of the story top box fell off somwhere between home and work drove back but it was nowhere to be seen. Sad

Oh no, cigarettesssssssssssssssss!

My GoPro fell off the back of my bike once, got robbed before it even hit the ground. If that makes you feel any better.
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PostPosted: 23:34 - 08 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tungtvann wrote:
brendan19932010 wrote:
End of the story top box fell off somwhere between home and work drove back but it was nowhere to be seen. Sad

Oh no, cigarettesssssssssssssssss!

My GoPro fell off the back of my bike once, got robbed before it even hit the ground. If that makes you feel any better.


It wasnt even cigarettes it was 2 50g pouches of tabacco Twisted Evil So i got major butt hurt when i went to but 20 cigarettes £9 Shocked

Sucks about the go pro.

I just really hope the laptop smashed into many pieces so no twat can use it. ( must change facebook password to be safe )
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PostPosted: 05:59 - 09 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

£9 for 20 cigarettes, what you smoking lol ?
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PostPosted: 06:24 - 09 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

2 50g pouches of baccy for a night shift, you smoking carrots? ! Shocked
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 09 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

brendan19932010 wrote:
must change facebook password to be safe


What? In case somebody puts something interesting on your facebook?
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PostPosted: 11:16 - 09 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only thing that upsets me about this story is OP's faggotry to spell.
Que is French for that, Queue is what you want.
And vowels A should never precede a vowel you should use an, you should have learnt this
"the op is a arsebandit" vs "the op is an arsebandit"
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PostPosted: 11:33 - 09 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

pits wrote:
The only thing that upsets me about this story is OP's faggotry to spell.
Que is French for that, Queue is what you want.
And vowels A should never precede a vowel you should use an, you should have learnt this
"the op is a arsebandit" vs "the op is an arsebandit"


[nazi] Actually it's not to do with it preceding a vowel or not, it's to do with pronunciation. If we pronounce the word it proceeds as beginning with a vowel then it's an.

e.g.

An hour (pronounced an "o").

A unicorn (pronounced with a "y")

[/nazi]

Continue... Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:40 - 09 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

pits wrote:
The only thing that upsets me about this story is OP's faggotry to spell.
Que is French for that, Queue is what you want.
And vowels A should never precede a vowel you should use an, you should have learnt this*
"the op is a arsebandit" vs "the op is an arsebandit"


1. missed semicolon or hyphen to show continuation or example.
2. op is short for operation. Correctly, it should be capitalised to show an abbreviation.
3. And it's cue, btw.

Nice try though.
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 09 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do you not notice your top box has fallen off? Surprised
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 09 Aug 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaryth1 wrote:
How do you not notice your top box has fallen off? Surprised

cos its behind you, innit
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