Vegan girlfirend food help

[cyberglass]

So the missus is vegan.
Looking for some good ideas for food i can buy or cook for her.
Also after ideas for treats vegan chocolate is so damn expensive.

In other news
Also found out today condom latex is made using an animal product FUCKIN SWEET hahaha


Thanks guys
Awaits some epic fucked up responses
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[Lord Percy]

INB4 everything else:

Pasta. Add peppers and tomatoes and all that.

Also. A good movie for a home date: Earthlings.

And.

https://troll.me/images/bert/tits-or-gtfo.jpg

Oh wait I think I found one.

https://www.brobible.com/files/uploads/images/20_1.jpg

[Walloper]

A Vegan Girlfriend????

Advice:

Pump and Dump.
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[hellkat]

Does she fart much?
I was told vegans fart a lot, cos of all the beans an' that.

And also, does she nom?
Surely your pork sword is out of bounds?
Cos a true vegan wouldn't.
Would they?


hellkat
fascinated with the concept of non-meat-eating people
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Skudd]

Just give her a ham sandwich, that isn't really meat, it's ham.
Dairy Milk chocolate doesn't have any meat in it either, or you could give her some Old Jamaican Chocolate, that has fruit in it or a chocolate orange that is made from oranges.
Pizza is good too. Ham and Pineapple.
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[hellkat]

Yeah, come to think of it, most processed foods in supermarkets aren't really meat at all, are they?

Its all just "meat flavoured" which is why they invented Linda McCartney, isn't it?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Skudd]

[Im-a-Ridah]

Shs sounds like too much effort

[Skudd]

[Whosthedaddy]

Does a vegan swallow?
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[Skudd]

[P.addy]

KFC.

[Skudd]

[Stowelly]

Even vegans love steak

[shereen]

She's da bitch - bitches be doing the cooking brah

Especially awkward ones like vegans, vegetarians and people with nut allergies
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[Rogerborg]

Punch in tits, force feed a bacon sandwich, that'll be the last you hear about that Vulcan nonsense.
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[MattJ]

Vegans should fuck off.

[DrDonnyBrago]

Vegans...

Just

[GhostRider]

'kin hell, I went out with a vegetarian one, a fussy one at that, had to scope out restaurants days in advance just to find one with a menu she liked the look of. Utter fucking pain in the arse. I wouldn't even bother going out with vegan, unless they gave the sort of blow job that sucked the skin off your dick....and even then it wouldn't be a permanent residence.

Way too much of a headache, just tell her to scrape out from under the lawn mower, she'll be reet.

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[-LG-]

I feel sorry for you!

Girl I'm seeing has to have gluten free things, do you know what had gluten in? Fucking everything nice!

Thought of doing some spaghetti carbonara, spaghetti was gluten free (fucking expensive though!), the source however? Nope all the fresh stuff had it in. Ended up paying £2 for a tiny packet.

Even milkshakes from McDonalds she can't have! I don't feel so bad about being fussy with food now!
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[P.addy]

My ex from like.. college had to eat gluten free, made visits to town cheap for me, but DAMN lunch at hers was like...

Toast, with bread slices the size of a 4 finger kit kat. Da fuq!?

[Dalemac]

I'd go with this as a pretty safe bet:

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Instructions also imply she should have an unlimited access to a supply of fresh hay, so don't forget that too.
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[Teflon-Mike]

Just keep cooking Bacon Sandwhiches until she succums.
Its the only cure.
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