What have you been arrested for?

[Ariel Badger]

Over the years..... Playing chicken with trains (UK), Something or another where they tried to hang a dealing charge on me (UK), carrying a concealed weapon (knife)(UK), something about a firearm in a public place(UK), Bank robbery (in Zimbabwe), Illegal entry to the country (Botswana), Witchcraft (Zambia), Terrorism and insurrection (Zimbabwe), Activities against the state (CCCP, Russia), Carrying a concealed weapon (Palestine), Pimping (Zimbabwe), Activities against the state ( CCCP, The Ukraine). Vagrancy (France), Vagrancy (Belarus, Post CCCP). Carrying explosives on to an aircraft (UK), Carrying a weapon onto an aircraft (Knife) (illegally by MOSSAD on UK territory)

I got a caution for playing with trains and a few beatings up for the others but without charge.

Who else has been a bad lad?
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[Tungtvann]

Scrumping

[Harold_Shand]

Drink and drugs, meh.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[colin1]

I think this is willy waving. Not sure ones in foreign countries count, so ariel's are void. These days I tend to think that I wouldn't post anything that I wouldn't want my employer to see as I think a previous employer once looked over my bcf posts.

I did accidentally carry a knife on a plane un-detected though and nearly shit myself when I realised what I'd done and that I could have been in trouble if anyone had noticed.

It made me realise that it really would be very easy to do if someone want to on purpose, as the people watching the scanners really arent looking that closely for very long.
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[Ariel Badger]

How can mine be void if I made the rules Colin? It just occured to me that I had been nicked so many times for things I had not actually done or things that I had done but were not backed up with any criminal intent.
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[lukamon]

reminds me of the time I went to vegas, after the sniffer dogs had run around in the departure lounge I reached into the front of my hand luggage to get my book and found it nestled among 6 cans of coke granted not crime of the century but seeing as that's exactly what theyre supposed to be looking for and they aren't exactly small


also funny when a guy I was working with had to go to divorce court, so boss sent him to thetford so he could go @ lunch rather than have a day off. goes though security at the court, empties his pockets and plonks a big ol' locking fold up Stanley knife into the guard's hand
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[Frost]

[Yoyo]

No comment me lo'd

(brother on here.
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[Ariel Badger]

Tomorrow....
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[Yoyo]

Mostly in Woolwich.
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[Lord Percy]

Quite ashamed of this, but I'll share because it made the front page of the local rag.

https://www.ripongazette.co.uk/news/local/village-in-shock-after-vandals-wreck-new-hall-1-2694702

Me, my bro and our mates started it, but the article lists way more damage than I was ever aware of, so I guess others did various things too - there were about 40 people there, all drunk. Also the article is typically sensationalist, half the stuff in the list wasn't even broken, it was just pushed over.

Kids in the local grammar school took all the 'credit' for it.

But me and my bro were there ones who ended up at the police station a week later.

We were 17 so just got cautions.

I'm ashamed though. Clearly I too am a victim/symptom of the broken society I always harp on about!

[Walloper]

Arrested (at gun point) West African bush bar. Charge, Drinking After Hours. There IS NO hours for drinking it was part of a shake-down by the local PoPo.
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[Fisty]

Outraging public decency..... I was quite drunk and decided to sleep naked in Derby bus station.

Urinating in a public place...... Had a piss in a fountain. again drunk. It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't outside a police station at shift change.

Vehicle interference (no I wasn't molesting it)..... Bloke blocked me in with his car and refused to move it so I smashed the window, took the handbrake off and moved it 3 feet back.
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[andyscooter]

assault with a deadly weapon and wounding with intent

charge was dropped to wounding due to somthing or other if i pleaded guilty


kid pulled a knife on me one night after having a word with him about a girl he was chatting up/stalking

she ended up going out with him and lied in court about what happend
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[Nb]

Breaking into cars apparently , was de arrested after an hour because I hadnt done anything other than park my fucking car and visit the cash point. Two independent witnesses identified me and to this day I would like to know who it was as the whole experience affected me for years and probably still does. The police were absolute Cunts, slamming me around as if I was a fucking piece of shit.
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[Minty]

Murder.

Guy on a forum mocked me. Tracked him down and force fed him his own tongue whilst singing Kylie Minogue songs in falsetto.

Got off on a technicality. Solicitors can serve a purpose.
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[Blau Zedong]

Genocide.
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[gary.glitter]

Nothing, ever. Never been arrested me.

Honest.
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[Rogerborg]

Never arrested, I got some illegal searches and fairly casual slappings and shoeings as a Yoof though for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Well, difficult job, deserves respect, no hard feelings, constable.
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[mivster]

Blasphemy.... wearing a cradle of filth tee shirt which had a nun on the front knocking one out and on the back it said jesus is a cunt.
I was told to take it off there n then
I was later told off no further action taken
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[qarka]

Communicating false information relating to bomb hoax.
Possession of Class C controlled substance (tiny bit of weed)
Grevious bodily harm with intent (non conviction)

The bomb hoax thing was when I was 11, one of my mates thought it would be a really funny and cool idea if we threatened to blow up the local police station, so we wrote them a letter and I posted it through their door. Forgot about it completely until 4 years later when I was caught with weed and they fed my fingerprints into the computer. Guess what it came up with. Couldn't believe i could have been that stupid
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Roller blading on a school roof
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