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Raffles
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 06 Sep 2013    Post subject: Get Yer Nips Out Reply with quote
A young Chinese woman has added a new dimension to the term multitasking:-
Meals on wheels
Whilst her decision to feed her child whilst riding was bazaar, and potentially rather dangerous, it must have taken a hell of a lot of doing. Some female riders can't even turn right Wink
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parkmoy
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PostPosted: 17:02 - 06 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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whilst riding was bazaar


Was she selling something?
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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 20:21 - 06 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
DivvyDumbarse wrote:
I got a handjob off the gf whilst riding home last night.. problem?

Nah, courts are easy on incest these days as long as you're not procreating. Thumbs Up
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27cows
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 06 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Never mind some bird breastfeeding on her moped, the fuckstick who took that abysmal picture should be locked up.
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Walloper
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PostPosted: 11:03 - 07 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
27cows wrote:
Never mind some bird breastfeeding on her moped, the fuckstick who took that abysmal picture should be locked up.


Oh you think so?

Well you try taking an 'impromptu' picture of 'a woman riding a moped whilst breast feeding her 18 month old child.' Rolling Eyes


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Walloper
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PostPosted: 11:08 - 07 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
parkmoy wrote:
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whilst riding was bazaar


Was she selling something?



Good catch that man. Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 11:09 - 07 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
DivvyDumbarse wrote:
I got a handjob off the gf whilst riding home last night.. problem?


Spent far too long trying to work out the logistics of that operation on the back of a bike. Still can't work out how it would even work Confused
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PostPosted: 13:13 - 07 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rob Fzs wrote:
You're either a girl or have a very small cock.


IFTFY Thumbs Up
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totalllama82
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PostPosted: 07:52 - 08 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
See this is the thing, surely your gentleman's sausage sits against the tank making things tricky. A nice rub without the tug would be possible though. Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 08:42 - 08 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mark Roberts wrote:
If that did happen (doubt it did).


Hang fire a sec. Are you - Mark Roberts, tranny welding commando fish finger master - questioning the validity of someone else's statement?
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 08 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
dan_flash wrote:
Mark Roberts wrote:
If that did happen (doubt it did).


Hang fire a sec. Are you - Mark Roberts, tranny welding commando fish finger master - questioning the validity of someone else's statement?


He has every right mate.

He may be off his medication and experiencing a lucid moment

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