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PostPosted: 08:50 - 18 Sep 2013    Post subject: Bikers vs. PETA Reply with quote

(Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere!)

Although this involves our Harley riding, leather-clad, American brethren it's still a rather amusing anecdote! Wonder how many of them PETA folks were wearing leather shoes themselves...

https://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed/27275

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Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activists, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.”

“In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.

“That’s preposterous,”said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party!

What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist’s meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret hand shake,” assured the organizer.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.” Yes, it did. What went wrong is that, at some point in your life, you became horribly, horribly stupid.

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PostPosted: 09:04 - 18 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seen this somewhere before but the interwebz says it's not true. https://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/leatherprotest.asp
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PostPosted: 09:11 - 18 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The title should say: Save a human life vs. Eat grass and be nice Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 18 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meat is murder!! Cheese is genocide!!
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PostPosted: 09:29 - 18 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ancient copypasta is deliciously hoaxy.
https://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/leatherprotest.asp
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 18 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stupid PETA bell-ends Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:23 - 18 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stupid gullible bikers. Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:07 - 18 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Stupid gullible bikers. Laughing


I read the 'It's a wind-up' bit and comments before reading the article but thought I would express my dislike of PETA people anyway Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 18 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is such a pity it isn't true though. What a great laugh it would have been. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 18 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHILE THAT IS BULLSHIT IT DOES REMIND ME OF A TRUE EVENT
when the inland revenue accused the drivers of the Snow Ploughs in the highlands of having private use of a company vehicle because they take them home at night and thus taxed them on that benefit .
Which was protested unsuccessfully till the snows came and no fucker could get to work at all because the ploughs were all locked up nice and warm in sheds in protest. residents 1 I.R nil.
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 18 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Save a sea kitten - eat land-fish!
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 18 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't have happened anyway.
when an animal is bred for Fur, that is all they use.
Leather is a by-product of the food industry.
I don't eat meat and where possible I try and avoid leather (not yet found gloves or boots suitable for bike use that don't have some on).
whilst I appreciate some may call me a hypocrite for that, I still at least try to avoid it, and feel a bit guilty for not being able to.

and before I'm asked, the rest of the time, canvas shoes and belt.
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PostPosted: 03:42 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

radicalrabit wrote:
WHILE THAT IS BULLSHIT IT DOES REMIND ME OF A TRUE EVENT
when the inland revenue accused the drivers of the Snow Ploughs in the highlands of having private use of a company vehicle because they take them home at night and thus taxed them on that benefit .
Which was protested unsuccessfully till the snows came and no fucker could get to work at all because the ploughs were all locked up nice and warm in sheds in protest. residents 1 I.R nil.



Bullshit!
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PostPosted: 05:09 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Conon wrote:
radicalrabit wrote:
WHILE THAT IS BULLSHIT IT DOES REMIND ME OF A TRUE EVENT
when the inland revenue accused the drivers of the Snow Ploughs in the highlands of having private use of a company vehicle because they take them home at night and thus taxed them on that benefit .
Which was protested unsuccessfully till the snows came and no fucker could get to work at all because the ploughs were all locked up nice and warm in sheds in protest. residents 1 I.R nil.



Bullshit!


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PostPosted: 09:02 - 19 Sep 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha ! Brillianty!! I can accept that is not true but shame it is not, MOST animal rights people are just chippy agro fu*kers anyhow. You just have to look at the so called anti hunt cunts who drive past kennels blowing hunting horns to get the hounds to run out on the road or kidnap peoples dogs or spray hounds with pepper spray. Yeahhh real caring people. Whatever you think of hunting, hounds are gorgeous animals.

That said I am sure there are many who just dont like killing of any kind and protest peacefully and fair play to them. These sab types though deserve something along the lines of the article!!
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