Evil ways to get the better of someone?

Andy J · Banned Joined: 05 Apr 2011 Karma :

Scrub your arsehole with their toothbrush
mix laxatives in their milk...

Anyone got any other ideas?

Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

I personally favour the following.

Get a full tin of paint, remove the lid. Put some stiff card over the top. Invert. Place on the victims possession of your choice. Remove the card.

That way, when they remove the tin of paint, they get the pleasure of knowing that they were the one who covered it in paint...
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oldpink · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Karma :

so who pissed in your cornflakes Laughing

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Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

Quornholio · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jun 2011 Karma :

If you have access to their home/belongings.

Get a needle (what you use for sewing). Disconnect the most expensive piece of electrical equipment they have from the mains. Insert needle through the flex. Cut off the ends that protrude. Plug it back in.

Enjoy.

keggyhander · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Nov 2008 Karma :

A small amount of mercury.

Small enough not to poison, but watching them shit themselves (preferably in their own car) is fun.

-Matt- · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Apr 2013 Karma :

Itching powder in clothes is good. And can be put down to bollucks like allergies/washing powder numerous times before it even begins to look suspect Wink

Yoyo · Brolly Dolly Joined: 31 Aug 2012 Karma :

Piss disc

Quornholio · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jun 2011 Karma :

Crickets purchased from petshop through their letterbox late at night. Thumbs Up

Yoyo · Brolly Dolly Joined: 31 Aug 2012 Karma :

garth · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Karma :

Take a shit in their shoes.

We really need to know the background before suggesting the best method, it depends if you just want to annoy or really be nasty.

Tristan. · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 May 2007 Karma :

Speed · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 19 Jul 2006 Karma :

Sprinkle milk powder in their bed. They'll sweat overnight and it'll end up in the pores of the skin and will take numerous showers to get rid of the smell of gone off milk Laughing

Or just shag one of their families members Thumbs Up

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prizefighter · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 30 Jun 2013 Karma :

A strongly worded anonymous letter accompanied by a knob doodle. Thumbs Up

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Joncrete Cungle · World Chat Champion Joined: 31 Jan 2012 Karma :

Report them as driving / riding in a manner likely to endanger kittens. Report them again 5 months later. Revenge S59 style.

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I'm keeping my best ones to myself, in case I have to use them on someone from BCF Wink

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Stevie GooGs · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Oct 2005 Karma :

Why got to all these extremes when you could just confront them.
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garth · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Karma :

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whitmorereans · Scooby Slapper Joined: 01 Sep 2012 Karma :

Email him the years worth of explicit whatsapp conversations you had with his OH. Believe me, if you want revenge it works a treat.

Radis · Trackday Trickster Joined: 11 Aug 2011 Karma :

What did this person do? Why do you want to annoy them?

Sign up for lots of junkmail and marketing phonecalls. Arrange for a stairlift engineer and conservatory builedr, estate agents etc to show up to the house. the more annoying you can make the time the better - dinner time or bed time or really early in the morning is always a good one.

Join various "organisations" that will get themon a watch list in their name as well....

or just tits/gary/sister/mum/nan in any order.

Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

An ex work mate fucked me off by framing me for £20k of damaged he caused.
When he was on holiday I called heathrow airport and told them he was smuggling back a kilo of coke up his arse.

He got his hooped searched by security Smile

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Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

Pin and superglue in the locks
Tyre valve removed
Marry them.
My ex used to really piss me of by breathing.
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dan_flash · Spanner Monkey Joined: 07 Jan 2012 Karma :

Find where he keeps his condoms. Use a pin to prick a hole through a bunch of them.
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dransy · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 May 2005 Karma :

Unsure there shower head , shit in it then screw it back on

Hair removal cream in shampoo bottle

Edit another 2

Take the soles out of there boots put in cheese slices , replace soles

Also get there boots bend then over tie them together place on top of radiator

If you can hold of dry ice put some in the toilet and shut the lid
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