I lol'd

[_Iain_]

So whilst searching ebay i did find;

https://i.ebayimg.com/t/HONDA-NSR125-F-NAKED-ALCAST-J20-1993-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/IWkAAOxydyxSP0Uc/$T2eC16N,!y0FI,V(c+m)BSP0UZ7ur!~~60_12.JPG

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-NSR125-F-NAKED-ALCAST-J20-1993-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/231060241787?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item35cc437d7b
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[P.addy]

Definitely prefer the naked bike to naked whale.

[N cee thirty]

your female counterpart?
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[Fisty]

If a fat man laughs at a fat lass can he be classed as fattist?
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[chris-red]

Love the slippers.
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[Fisty]

I loled. I found her brother, same vacant half smile and everything.

https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn82/mr_fisty/946846_10152820495820054_1421933519_n_zps88cc6b9e.jpg
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[Shinigami]

suspension will be well and truly fucked with that on it
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[Rogerborg]

All just waiting for the cheque from your last modelling gig to hit the mat, eh?
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[TheBikerStig]

I didnt know the Titanic had wheels!
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[Andy_Pagin]

Guess the tyre tracks in the grass are from the mobile crane used to lower her onto the bike.
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[mailee]

Cum'on guys, it could have been worse....she could have been wearing a bikini!!

[Andy_Pagin]

Of course its a very clever advertising photo isn't it? We've all been so pre-occupied with lady lard that not one of us has noticed the bike is fitted with wheels from a 1980s bmx bicycle.
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[metalangel]

Someone buy it, the subframe comes pre-bent! Ask them to throw in a new seat too.
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[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

The only thing that's not doing it for me is those slippers. That pink appliqué design is a total passion killer, and they really do *not* work with those pre-fades. And the white knitwear? Yes well.

I could possibly - and here I stress the possibly - overlook all that, if a certain (how can I put this), spirit of adventurousness made itself apparent at a specific juncture.
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[_Iain_]

[Notj7]

She's twisted the subframe just by sitting on it!
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[_Iain_]

If i'm honest, i'm just confused as to why you'd include that in an ad for a bike.

I mean, if it's fucking stunning & all over it in a magazine feature than fair enough. But to get the other half out of the house in her slippers, to make a small somewhat battered 125 look even smaller?

I dont get it
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[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

I'm actually warming to those slippers. They seem to say "I'm the domestic type," but then look at the impertinent glint in her eye. It promises much. And much that would, I vouchsafe, contrast quite startlingly with the homeliness of that footwear!
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[MC]

Think I'd rather sleep with the bloke.
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[Kura]

Needs more pre-load?

[P.addy]

[metalangel]

One lady owner, only ever used to ride it down to the chip shop?*

*four times a day
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