Innovative Security Solutions

[Benno]

Since I'm going to be living in London, instead of the Stepford-esque valleys of rural Devon, I've been planning how to enhance the security of my bi-wheeled vehicular investment (known to industry experts as a BVI, to the layman, a motor-bicycle).

My first and favourite idea is this:
https://www.amazon.com/Wild-Planet-Gear®-Tracker-System/dp/B000062XP1/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Y0FMH61TL.jpg

I rooted around in my old bedroom and found this in a drawer. Each of the three "sensors" will be placed at locations on the BVI, after the anti visual detection device (raincover) has been mounted. The seat, the wheels, the clocks, the ignition cover are all potential locations.
When movement is detected, the console receives the signal from the detecting sensor/s and sounds an alarm. The investor then has the opportunity to respond to the situation.


My second idea:
https://shop.electricfencing.co.uk/index.php?m=shop&c=view&id=42:53:58:181

https://shop.electricfencing.co.uk/img/uploads/mid/1255946740_deernet.jpg


Self explanatory.



Anyone else have any ideas? From the infaesible to the downright lethal, illegal and human-rights-violating, I want them all - nobody is making any inroads into my BVI.



Stay the f*ck away from my bike, pikeys.
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[thepuma]

Chain?
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YBR125 (SOLD) - CBR250R(SOLD) - CBR650F(SOLD) Current - Street Triple
765 RS

[-Matt-]

Rape alarms with trip-threads... everywhere.

[CaNsA]

[Nick 50]

Sleep with BVI in bed.
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Current Bikes: ZX7r 97 (Black Beauty), VFR400 NC24 (The banana)
Previous Bikes: Aprilia Tuono 03 (The Beast), CBR600f (97)
First bike: A GZ125 Lemon.......

[Pete.]

[CaNsA]

[Sable]

What part of London are you moving too?

Currently have mine chained to a big tree with an alarm wired up to the battery and a disk lock alarm on front wheel.

It goes off every now and then in early hours of the morning, along with the security light above my door, as people check to see if I have forgotten to put the alarm on.

Its enough to put off the opportunists, but honestly, nothings going stop a determined thief.

[Wonko The Sane]

remove brake levers when parking.

if shit happens claim you were part way through maintenance on it.
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[Ribenapigeon]

Build a net gun.

Look up GPS tracker on amazon.

Get down the cat and dog home and get a nasty staffie.

Paint the bike pink with little flowers on it Grayson Perry stylee.

Get a cheap camera/recorder combo off amazon.

[Rogerborg]

Stick a "Zing Ping Joybike" badge on it, painted it to look like it's been burned out, hang a few melted wires off of it. Nobody wants sloppy seconds.
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[pepperami]

[Pete.]

This is all you need - the Zorg ZF-1:

https://youtu.be/U7wOX2WqbXE
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132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[Benno]

[-Matt-]

[Benno]

[SQL]

https://gymequipment.watsongym.co.uk/store/image/38igm/Specialist_Accessories_Grappling_Rope_48mm.jpg

https://www.gunandgame.com/forums/attachments/class-iii/37030d1293409612-silencers-makarov-380-w-can.jpg

https://www.machinemart.co.uk/images/library/product/huge/04/040211875.jpg

Or get a dog.