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Ribenapigeon
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PostPosted: 16:34 - 23 Oct 2013    Post subject: if the Government automaticly issued Harley Davidsons....... Reply with quote
If the government automaticaly issued Harley Davidsons to all gay men would you take it up the arse from John Travolta to get one?
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 23 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: if the Government automaticly issued Harley Davidsons... Reply with quote
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If the government automatically issued Harley Davidsons to all men would you accept?

Still no.

(Ok, I probably would as it should be worth a good chunk weighed in!)
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PostPosted: 16:47 - 23 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: if the Government automaticly issued Harley Davidsons... Reply with quote
Boozehawk wrote:
If the government automaticaly issued Harley Davidsons to all gay men would you take it up the arse from John Travolta to get one?


If I was offered a straight swap for my old pan euro for a brand new harley on the condition i used it and kept it for 6 months plus I'd say no. If I could flog it straight away i'd be mad to say no.

But no, grease is not the word Wink
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PostPosted: 16:53 - 23 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: if the Government automaticly issued Harley Davidsons... Reply with quote
G wrote:
(Ok, I probably would as it should be worth a good chunk weighed in!)

But, if the government is giving them free to all potential buyers, who are you going to sell it to? Confused
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 23 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: if the Government automaticly issued Harley Davidsons... Reply with quote
AlanC wrote:

But, if the government is giving them free to all potential buyers, who are you going to sell it to? Confused

The scrap yard, thus I said 'weighed in'. Where it'll get sent to China in a cube; probably about the right quality metal for a hondasaki 125 Smile.
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 23 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sodomy in exchange for a Harley...


Sounds like the initiation ritual for a well known motorcycle club.
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PostPosted: 17:17 - 23 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well, it depends who from a bit Confused
G seems like a nice boy but you might get Mark Roberts or Hetzer - then you'd get a lecture on the evils of Capitalism at the same time. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 23 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 23 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Even if they offered me a blow-job from Sasha Grey to take a Hardley, I'd probably still say no thanks...

Not that I wouldn't want the blow job, I just really don't want the bike and the sight of an unused Hardley cluttering up the road whilst it rusted would annoy the neighbours.
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 23 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: if the Government automaticly issued Harley Davidsons... Reply with quote
Boozehawk wrote:
If the government automaticaly issued Harley Davidsons to all gay men would you take it up the arse from John Travolta to get one?


A brand new harley is worth quite a lot - could be over £25k even.

So a better question would be:

"Would you take it for £25k?"

I know I would.
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 23 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: if the Government automaticly issued Harley Davidsons... Reply with quote
monteme0 wrote:


"Would you take it for £25k?"

I know I would.


Jesus, you could make a good living as a rent-boy.

I wouldn't take it up the Gary for anything less than £2 million...
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Watch loise spence doesn't turn up on your door with a cheque book. Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:02 - 24 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
DrDonnyBrago wrote:
Sodomy in exchange for a Harley...


Sounds like the initiation ritual for a well known motorcycle club.


reminds me of Cowboy gay sex

isnt it only gay if you "push back", thats was told me anyways...
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PostPosted: 09:16 - 24 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the chihuahua wrote:
Even if they offered me a blow-job from Sasha Grey to take a Hardley, I'd probably still say no thanks...
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So if someone turned up with her and the bike - and said let her blow you and you can have the bike... you'd say no??? Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 10:02 - 24 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: if the Government automaticly issued Harley Davidsons... Reply with quote
Boozehawk wrote:
If the government automaticaly issued Harley Davidsons to all gay men ...

Your premise is flawed as any government would like to be seen as promoting local industry rather than buying from another.*

So you'd have to come up with a suitable UK sourced alternative to HD. Not that I'd have one of those as I'm not into that sort of 'lifestyle' choice (cruiser Sick ).

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Nobby the chihuahua wrote:
Even if they offered me a blow-job from Sasha Grey to take a Hardley, I'd probably still say no thanks...
Holding out for your Christian Grey then Wink


* OK, our government buys US military hardware but as a sop we specify things like UK built Rolls Royce engines.
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 24 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm still trying to decide which I'd prefer more.
The Travolta arse-whupping or the Harley.
Thinking
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PostPosted: 13:46 - 24 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
I'm still trying to decide which I'd prefer more.
The Travolta arse-whupping or the Harley.
Thinking


Dousent count as you is a gurl. For you the deal would have to be getting a face sitting from Angela Merkel in exchange for a BMW GS.
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PostPosted: 14:09 - 24 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Boozehawk wrote:
hellkat wrote:
I'm still trying to decide which I'd prefer more.
The Travolta arse-whupping or the Harley.
Thinking


Dousent count as you is a gurl. For you the deal would have to be getting a face sitting from Angela Merkel in exchange for a BMW GS.


Damn I'll be thinking about that all afternoon now. Confused Rolling Eyes Razz
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Who ever takes up the offer, I'll be there with a video camera. Then get my bonus pay day.
Blackmail or tabloids, either or both will do.
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PostPosted: 08:50 - 27 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm trying to work out why the OP is attempting to justify his fantasy of having John Travolta do him up the bum, does the OP not realise we are a tolerant society who accept some people are just weird?
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You need adjust it to GMT in your profile, it's only you is not retarded yet.
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PostPosted: 09:34 - 27 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You need adjust it to GMT in your profile, it's only you is not retarded yet.


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