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PostPosted: 21:04 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Can a police officer? Reply with quote
Can a police officer determine the bhp of your bike by the twist of the throttle?
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PostPosted: 21:06 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Can you define a blokes ability to father children by cupping his bollocks?

Same thing in my eyes.
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Can a police officer? Reply with quote
illuminateTHEmind wrote:
Can a police officer determine the bhp of your bike by the twist of the throttle?


Not a hope in hell. Although if you have told them it has a throttle stop to limit the power then they can possibly have a good idea you are telling porkies.

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PostPosted: 21:11 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Of course he can and if you dispute his ability to do so , he WILL find a reason to arrest you .

Remember they know best because they are police officers and don't you dare question their authority or knowledge again.
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
DSK wrote:
Can you define a blokes ability to father children by cupping his bollocks?

Same thing in my eyes.


You can define if a woman wants sex with you or not by just cupping her breast and the strength of the slap you get.
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Can a police officer? Reply with quote
illuminateTHEmind wrote:
Can a police officer determine the bhp of your bike by the twist of the throttle?


Are you mentally fucking retarded?
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kickstart wrote:
illuminateTHEmind wrote:
Can a police officer determine the bhp of your bike by the twist of the throttle?


Not a hope in hell. Although if you have told them it has a throttle stop to limit the power then they can possibly have a good idea you are telling porkies.

All the best

Keith


What if you fit a much larger throttle tube, as people often do on track machines? Wink That would make it feel like very little twist was available, when in reality the mechanical advantage would've fully opened the butterflys (in the case of CV carbs at least, obviously its the slide in a slide carb and something else for throttle bodies)
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Kickstart
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PostPosted: 21:26 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hi

Certainly possible (and would work for slide carbs and throttle bodies as well). Playing with the throttle is not going to count as proof (and is irrelevant to other forms of restriction than a throttle stop), but might be regarded as reasonable grounds for demanding the bike is tested.

All the best

Keith
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illuminateTHE...
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Can a police officer? Reply with quote
Reed wrote:
illuminateTHEmind wrote:
Can a police officer determine the bhp of your bike by the twist of the throttle?


Are you mentally fucking retarded?


A police officer told me today... i just accepted it... if i had point him down he would of taken my bike away due to my lack of restriction cert
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Can a police officer? Reply with quote
illuminateTHEmind wrote:
Reed wrote:

Are you mentally fucking retarded?


A police officer told me today... i just excepted it... if i had point him down he would of taken my bike away due to my lack of restriction cert


That's not quite true. He has to make brum, brummmm noises to confirm the reading. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Can a police officer? Reply with quote
illuminateTHEmind wrote:

A police officer told me today... i just excepted it... if i had point him down he would of taken my bike away due to my lack of restriction cert


Accepted*

Are you sure he wasn't joking?
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PostPosted: 21:51 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Does he ride a Fireblade ?
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Can a police officer? Reply with quote
illuminateTHEmind wrote:

A police officer told me today... i just accepted it... if i had point him down he would of taken my bike away due to my lack of restriction cert


Is your name Warren Oaf?
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
DivvyDumbarse wrote:
Boris the spider wrote:
Does he ride a Fireblade ?


Probably, they all do.


With eccentric cams...
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Can a police officer? Reply with quote
illuminateTHEmind wrote:


A police officer told me today... i just accepted it... if i had point him down he would of taken my bike away due to my lack of restriction cert


Do you legally need to have one now?

Your bike needs to be restricted and a certificate proves you have a restrictor kit, it does not prove it is fitted or ever has been!

Just like an MOT certificate proves you had the vehicle MOT'd and it passed on that day.

The only way of proving without doubt that my bike has a restrictor kit fitted (I have a certificate for it) is to pop the tank off, pull the air box off, pull the carbs off and you can see the kit.
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PostPosted: 22:29 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Can a police officer? Reply with quote
Black Sheep wrote:

Do you legally need to have one now?

No.

Someone is talking out of their back side.

A restrictor certificate proves you have a restrictor certificate Smile.
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PostPosted: 22:45 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Can a police officer? Reply with quote
G wrote:
Black Sheep wrote:

Do you legally need to have one now?

No.

Someone is talking out of their back side.

A restrictor certificate proves you have a restrictor certificate Smile.


I'm aware of that, was being sarcastic Smile
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Can a police officer? Reply with quote
illuminateTHEmind wrote:

A police officer told me today... i just accepted it... if i had point him down he would of taken my bike away due to my lack of restriction cert


Is your name Warren Oaf?
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PostPosted: 23:32 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
If you believe that you don't have the mental capacity to wipe your own arse, never mind ride a motorcycle on the public highway.
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 29 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Their knowledge (or lack of) is our advantage. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 00:42 - 30 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Can a police officer? Reply with quote
illuminateTHEmind wrote:
Can a police officer determine the bhp of your bike by the twist of the throttle?


Ask them.
https://www.policespecials.com/forum
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PostPosted: 06:16 - 30 Oct 2013    Post subject: Re: Can a police officer? Reply with quote
Yeah!!

He can also guess your shoe size and weight at the roadside Mr. Green

Go on. Try him...



illuminateTHEmind wrote:
Can a police officer determine the bhp of your bike by the twist of the throttle?

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PostPosted: 11:54 - 30 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
i'm pretty sure said officer was joking...Or did he say I can tell a V4 from a inline 4?

You must have been pretty fucking high to go with what he said. It's as unbelievable as when a cop says they don't search people depending on their skin colour or clothes. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 12:09 - 30 Oct 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
He can tell if the bike is restricted by twisting the throttle. (unless it has washer in the inlet.)
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