Halloween tales

[doggone]

Phantom hitch-hiker pillion

https://youtu.be/DFyPg2oaXUI

[unitynotsocri...]

first ...and only time i was banned was about 82 to 83? i had two endorsements and in them days three was a years ban for three .

the new rules on points were due to come into force on 1st of november......On the 31st of october at 11.45 p.m. . i was got at for speeding...........a years ban.........all because I said I 'd take a mete to Pendle hill so he could rub himself up with his ' pagan' mates.

Traffic cops can be far deadlier than ghostly highwaymen or twilight zone hitchhikers.....
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[Tracey Suntan-King]

Anyone tried to get a foot on the housing ladder lately?

Hunted House

A true story, we went to view a house this week, it looked like a doer-upper and hadn't been lived in for a while. The vendor agreed to show us round. The front door creaked open and we were greeted by a wizened, elderly chap dressed from head to toe in RED. He led us round, every room was painted RED walls and ceilings. Hall, stairs and landings. The carpets were RED too. In fact almost every part of the house was RED. It was like walking into a blood clot!

The only part that wasn't RED, was the cellar, which was clinical WHITE. The red guy stood at the top of the cellar steps holding the door behind us. Rather unnerving I can tell you! Especially as he'd made us take our shoes off, presumably to slow down our escape.

Finally as we emerged blinking into normal daylight, we turned to speak to him and he was running away up the street!

Am currently googling unsolved murders and disappearances in Buxton, that cellar floor looked freshly laid to me!
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[T0MMY]

[doggone]

Krads Dad

[smegballs]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[T0MMY]

The eternal question...WHO WAS PHONE
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ZX6R + CBR600RR

[Rigga]

[Yoyo]

I was born 24years ago on Halloween.
Now that is a scary thought.
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