Just come home after doing a Ouija board

[EazyDuz]

Nothing happened. I am a skeptic and would have loved to have witnessed something i cant explain even if it was insignificant like a candle blowing out by itself. Still, fuck all.
Happy halloween
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[Quornholio]

Did you close the Ouija Board correctly?

If not, bad shit gon' happen.

[swampy]

[Islander]

It's a fucker when people close game boards by bending them the wrong way, isn't it.

[Hetzer]

[Islander]

[Hetzer]

Dunno, I wasn't there.
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[DrSnoosnoo]

lol skeptic? Seriously?

Skeptic means you're too afraid to say you believe because of the what others might think. This means that most of your head is saying it's all stupid, all lies. Which supernatural stuff is, lies.

I hope I cured your skepticism
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[MarJay]

It's all down to the subconsicous. There is no supernatural in the way that people think. Sadly.
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[GhostRider]

No one ever really explains why it works, in a "mystical" sort of way. Its just accepted that putting numbers and letters on a board then a glass on top and then placing your hands on it is like dialling a direct line to spirits - well why is that?

Then again, there is a process I peform that renders me briefly possessed by some kind of spirit. I start grunting, snarling and drooling whilst my face twists and contorts and I thrash around for a few minutes until suddenely the "spirits" leave my body and I'm left feeling weak, ashamed and with a deep feeling of self-loathing. The ritual involves squeezing my balls with one hand whilst beating my dick into jelly with the other. It is the darndest thing.

GhostRider
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[GhostRider]

Oh yeah and some mysterious ectoplasm appears all over my keyboard and desk, I've been thinking of sending it off for some kind of testing.

GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[Flatbadger]

I gave up on ouija boards, the fuckers kept getting all the triple word scores.
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[ScaredyCat]

Ouija is a fucking game, it's not a supernatural thing at all. In the late 1800's it was just a parlour game and wasn't until stupidity took over that people thought it was anything more...
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[Tungtvann]

I don't believe in any of that voodoo mumbo jumbo crap, no ghosts, no spirits or afterlife or anything. But my mum does and as kids she'd always say about how she knew people who did ouija boards and got haunted, or weird shit happened blah blah and that we should never ever do one.

Now I realise it's all a load of bollocks, but I still have a slight in built apprehension about a ouija board. I'd have to do one to get over the irrationality of it all and just to laugh at my mum for being a loon.

[Hetzer]

[Yoyo]

One thing that most people forget to mention is the fact that the current generation is alot different to the one before and before that ect.

I have mates, who are affraid to let the 'Excorist' be watched in their house. Our generation has a totally differnent mind set to that of the one before, we very rarely go to church and have such a diverse culture now. Things like this never even come up to effect how we think about them.

That isn't to say i've not heard a few stories. One was from a teacher when I was at school.
Apparently, the boarding school where she did her training, had a group of girls who snook out thier dormatory in the middle of the night to do one, in a downstairs toilet, but were caught half way though. After that strange things started to happen. 2 of the girls wne crazy and finally ended up jumping off the school roof. And the others ended up in the nut house. The teacher a few months later was said to be watching tv late at night, when a glass of wine floated past the tv.

Not sure on the truth of that, but would be pretty freaky to see.
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[Tungtvann]

[swampy]

[T0MMY]

[Benno]

Played coppit last night

Crashed into a traffic cone this morning

Fucking spooky
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[Islander]

[Hetzer]

[Skudd]

Things have happened to me and my family that are hard to explain away other than "Spirits" having a hand in it.

From my Dad pulling over in the car for no reason just before a wagon came over a humped back bridge on the wrong side of the road and would have hit us if my old man hadn't pulled over to me having a really bad accident that I shouldn't have survived (and many haven't at that spot) but it was on the same date and at the same time that my Mother's brother died 15 years before. I felt at the time that I was floating and not flying through the air before I hit the ground. Other stuff like me and the wife looking for blue paint in B&Q but meeting up with the same green paint just different brands as the colour we really wanted.
Knowing the phone is about to ring before it does, that sort of thing.
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