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Who's worse?
Stoned
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
Pissed
96%
 96%  [ 27 ]
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 10 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
people who can't weld upside down to within 4 thou.
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PostPosted: 12:23 - 10 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pissheads, no question: absolute nightmare.

Stoners can't be arsed to move, so they just sit there and talk shit, eat everything in sight, and then fall asleep. They're too idle to get up and fight with anybody, and when they fall asleep you can tidy up around them, plus its unlikely they will piss on your sofa and rot the cushions, either.
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PostPosted: 12:38 - 10 Nov 2013    Post subject: Re: Who's worse??? Reply with quote
Mark Roberts wrote:
People who are stoned or pissed?


Worse at what?

Flying the plane or driving the train you're in?
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 10 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Liars.
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PostPosted: 16:04 - 10 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mark Roberts wrote:
Meant most annoying.


You by a country mile
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 10 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
drunk stoned people amuse me

i take great pleasure in winding them up

last week watching a local stoner who was also pissed walk into the club i was in (working mens not night )

he took ten minutes to find a seat (5 people in at the time)

sat down but wasnt settled

then realise he had left the door open and wobbled back to shut it

then completly forgot were he was sat and sat down somwere else

realised he couldnt find his pint or shopping and started accusing every one of nicking it

after pointing it out he then took another five minutes to sit down

then decided it was time for another smoke so went back outside
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PostPosted: 17:00 - 10 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
andyscooter wrote:
drunk stoned people amuse me

i take great pleasure in winding them up

last week watching a local stoner who was also pissed walk into the club i was in (working mens not night )

he took ten minutes to find a seat (5 people in at the time)

sat down but wasnt settled

then realise he had left the door open and wobbled back to shut it

then completly forgot were he was sat and sat down somwere else

realised he couldnt find his pint or shopping and started accusing every one of nicking it

after pointing it out he then took another five minutes to sit down

then decided it was time for another smoke so went back outside


Yeah, sorry about that. It'd been a tough day.
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 10 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:
andyscooter wrote:
drunk stoned people amuse me

i take great pleasure in winding them up

last week watching a local stoner who was also pissed walk into the club i was in (working mens not night )

he took ten minutes to find a seat (5 people in at the time)

sat down but wasnt settled

then realise he had left the door open and wobbled back to shut it

then completly forgot were he was sat and sat down somwere else

realised he couldnt find his pint or shopping and started accusing every one of nicking it

after pointing it out he then took another five minutes to sit down

then decided it was time for another smoke so went back outside


Yeah, sorry about that. It'd been a tough day.


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PostPosted: 17:25 - 10 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
people actually voted on the poll.


lol.
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 10 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
andyscooter wrote:
drunk stoned people amuse me


Depends...

I know of one of two dudes who spent all day chonging and hitting the Stellas big time. They came out of the snooker club steaming and killed two guys within 10 minutes of each other, for nothing other than being in front of them.
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 10 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
ThoughtControl wrote:
andyscooter wrote:
drunk stoned people amuse me


Depends...

I know of one of two dudes who spent all day chonging and hitting the Stellas big time. They came out of the snooker club steaming and killed two guys within 10 minutes of each other, for nothing other than being in front of them.


You're gonna have to expand on that a bit. Or a lot would be better.

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PostPosted: 18:24 - 10 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:
You're gonna have to expand on that a bit. Or a lot would be better.


Mid-late 90s. Two Ardwick/Brunswick nutters ("Chorlton on Medlock" in estate agent speak) got wasted all day on weed and a large number of cans of Stella. At some point in the proceedings they decided to go into town. Spent some more time in the snooker club on Whitworth St getting caned. Came out of the snooker club and killed a guy on Whitworth St (or that end of Oxford Rd), then walked down to Abdul's and killed someone else. I can't remember if they stabbed them or just smashed fuck out of them. At least one of them is back out on the street, has been for ~2 years give or take.
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 10 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
that must be the alcohol then because i remember getting offered out many years ago when i was stoned in a pub an I seriously couldnt be bothered.
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