So I went to a petrol station today...

[Jefr0]

...and well erm




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[Nobby the Bastard]

Boycott the petrol station.
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[badgermat]

To fill or not to fill. That is the question.

[-Matt-]

Piss-taker or fresh-off-the-boat employee Mysterious

[badgermat]

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[soforene]

OMG !
Automatic Cut Offs on Pumps !!

Or a I missing something?

[Khanivore]

Lol! Class

[Jefr0]

[_mjs_]

Well to be fair it is a fire risk...

https://www.thebackyshop.co.uk/system/pictures/1749/original/Hamlet_cigars_pack_of_5.jpg
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[Banger]

£133.9 a litre . . that's the biggest piss take in the pic !
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[Raffles]

Thou doth protest too much.
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[Dave70]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbdxm8Ia0Wc

[iMark]

[mailee]

What! YOU KNOCKED THE PUMP OVER! just turned my computer round, oh I see what you mean.

[soforene]

[Martay]

That is beautiful!
Can we play "Guess the shade of the employee"?
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[MarJay]

I don't think it's legal for them to operate without Automatic cut offs. Also, I think it's only common sense to extinguish cigars before filling a car with flammable fuel.
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[Alisha45]

I agree with you.
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[DrSnoosnoo]

That needs reporting! The grammar is ridiculous. How can any professional company accept that? If it's a big oil company thingy, get that emailed to them and ask what kind of impression they are giving?!
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[map]

[Im-a-Ridah]

Simple, play them at their own game.

Walk out of sight, remove your lid, put on a burqa then walk in to pay for your fuel, hamlet in hand. If they object, call the police and claim racial discrimination [even though Islam isn't a race and burqas are cultural items, and culture is self defined].

[mysterious_rider]

Cheers for taking that picture with a sideways potato.
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[Rogerborg]

Whether 'tis Nobber in mind the to suffer
YOU Slings and of Arrows outrage For Tunes.


Do please call the local council environmental health and tell them about the none of pumps our shut off please automatic are.
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[MarJay]

[Irn-Bru]

I am surprised they figured out how to print it off with that grammar And random Capitalisation.

Speaking of guessing the shade of the author, is it just me or does Shell have a policy of only employing Indians?
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