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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 21:43 - 22 Nov 2013    Post subject: CryptoLocker Reply with quote

Firstly, I've put this here as it should get the audience who don't visit The Geek Zone.

I've just spent a couple of hours sorting the wife's laptop of the aformentioned CuntWare. Not heard of it before today, the virus itself is easy to get rid of, but once running it trundles through the PC, encrypting files as it goes, which it then holds to ransom. They hold the other half of the encryption key, and will only perform the decrypt on the receipt of BitCoins.

Bottom line, if you have files that you can't live without, for fuck's sake keep a backup somewhere.

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/virus-removal/cryptolocker-ransomware-information
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PostPosted: 23:24 - 22 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did she pay the cnuts?
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Interesting use of bitcoin Thinking still a bit on the fence about them personally, banning them is a bit like banning money as it used for drugs and arms trading, but on the other hand as a currency it does play into the hands of some undesirable activities.
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PostPosted: 00:51 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah crap I don't even have an antivirus program any more

better get one!
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PostPosted: 00:52 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Benno wrote:
Ah crap I don't even have an antivirus program any more

better get one!

https://free.avg.com/gb-en/homepage
or
https://www.avira.com/en/avira-free-antivirus
Good enough for most people, no point paying for subscriptions really.

And firewall [disable the useless windows one]
https://www.zonealarm.co.uk/security/en-us/zonealarm-pc-security-free-firewall.htm
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PostPosted: 00:57 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

-Matt- wrote:
Benno wrote:
Ah crap I don't even have an antivirus program any more

better get one!

https://free.avg.com/gb-en/homepage
or
https://www.avira.com/en/avira-free-antivirus
Good enough for most people, no point paying for subscriptions really.

And firewall [disable the useless windows one]
https://www.zonealarm.co.uk/security/en-us/zonealarm-pc-security-free-firewall.htm


Thanks Very Happy
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PostPosted: 01:38 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Code:

Set objShell = Wscript.CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Popup "Windows has detected security problems on your computer. Click OK to run Microsoft Security Essentials to diagnose them.",, "Security problems have been detected on your computer",48
objShell.Popup "You must be taught not to click on random popups. PREPARE YOUR ANUS FOR INSTRUCTION.",,"EPIC FAIL",64


Save as c:\instructional.vbs

Code:

schtasks /create /tn instructional /tr "c:\instructional.vbs" /sc once /st 01:23

Pick an appropriate /st time for when she'll be logged on.

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PostPosted: 06:54 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
Did she pay the cnuts?


No, luckily the encryption requires an online connection and is quite slow - most of the files it had encrypted by the time I got to it were in the recycle bin or photos, most of which I have a copy of on my PC. Lost a couple of financial spreadsheets though, but they can be rebuilt from online statements.
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PostPosted: 08:06 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

This typically comes from an email attachment and probably won't be stopped by antivirus if you open it.
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PostPosted: 08:29 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for the link Shaggy.

This is going to really screw up non-IT literate people quite badly in the sense they will be probably pay money to decrypt files.

I'm actually quite annoyed that my version of Windows 8 does not have a Local Security Policy editor so I cannot manually ban programs installing themselves from the appdata directory. Microsoft need to sort this so that we can protect themselves. I'm not sure anti-virus alone will stop this.

Given that MS have introduced security measures so that I have to press "yes" when installing absolutely anything it is pretty humiliating for them that someone has found an obvious loophole.

Finally, it goes to show that Bitcoins usefulness is only for soliciting illegal activity.
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PostPosted: 11:05 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

JonB wrote:


Finally, it goes to show that Bitcoins usefulness is only for soliciting illegal activity.


So if instead it asked to forward money into some Somalian bank account, the world would explode into fluffy bunnys and happy fuzzy squirrels? Stop scaremongering.

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PostPosted: 11:31 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

JonB wrote:
Given that MS have introduced security measures so that I have to press "yes" when installing absolutely anything it is pretty humiliating for them that someone has found an obvious loophole.


It would be better if MS didn't hide file extensions by default, included an informative link/help "What is a filename extension?" popup, that educated the average numbnuts just a tad, instead of dumbed down hide everything and 10,000 pointless "security measures" that irritate the user to constantly "just click yes" to get on with their day.
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have the following email. I am not expecting a delivery and it is marked as "Virus" ( By who or what I do not know) I will not be opening it but I am sure many people would.
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PostPosted: 11:59 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a reason MS is worth a quarter of what it used to be worth. Just as it's obvious that W8 is part of the deliberate dollar-whoring scam of shit/good/shit/good/shit OS releases.

I predict they'll go the same way with the OS as they have with their Office program, we'll be paying a yearly licence.
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PostPosted: 12:00 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

If this happens then the files are lost. The virus doesn't have the capacity to decrypt the files even if you are daft enough to pay.
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not entirely true, some reports early on said paying the fee did work however it's probably got to the stage now where they can't keep up with the 'workload' !
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PostPosted: 13:21 - 23 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
I have the following email. I am not expecting a delivery and it is marked as "Virus" ( By who or what I do not know) I will not be opening it but I am sure many people would.


I've had about 4 variations of the above in the last few days. All came via the same business address of a company I bought something from a few years ago.

I use a variation of company@usual_address, so I can track who is whoring my address for spam. It turns out it's also a good check to see which company has been infected with a virus of some description Smile
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PostPosted: 03:15 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

This has be around for quite a while. On a side note I heard that it will encrypt files that come under a drive letter, not just on Windows part.
(Like; Connected phone, USB drive, Cloud sorage etc)
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is buried within the text of the first link in the thread, so don't panic if you're careful -

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How do you become infected with CryptoLocker

This infection is typically spread through emails sent to company email addresses that pretend to be customer support related issues from Fedex, UPS, DHS, etc. These emails would contain a zip attachment that when opened would infect the computer. These zip files contain executables that are disguised as PDF files as they have a PDF icon and are typically named something like FORM_101513.exe or FORM_101513.pdf.exe. Since Microsoft does not show extensions by default, they look like normal PDF files and people open them.

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PostPosted: 18:36 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

One evil bit of computing genius...
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

-Matt- wrote:
Interesting use of bitcoin Thinking still a bit on the fence about them personally, banning them is a bit like banning money as it used for drugs and arms trading, but on the other hand as a currency it does play into the hands of some undesirable activities.



Because Stirling and Dollers and Euros have never been used for drugs or guns and no british european or american banks have ever processed transactions for criminal enterprises. Oh no wait a minute yes they have!
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was what i said Razz. People can't go round banning a form of curreny as someone decides to use it for nefarious purposes or we'd have no currencies in the world.

I think the difference with bitcoin is its just opened up a few more avenues of activity previously unseen, but that doesn't justify banning it really, as theres plenty of negative activities bitcoin can't be used for that normal currency can also.
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

t121anf wrote:
One evil bit of computing genius...


I Wouldn't exactly call it genus, it's about as technically elegant as a wheel clamp but a damn site harder to remove.

This on the other hand was genius https://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/11/15/stealthy_linux_backdoor/
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