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kawashima
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: cat? p** on my bike (please don't open while eating..) Reply with quote

I found p** on my bike yesterday. my bike is covered and parked next to bicycles. So I think it's cat not dog or other animals.
Last evening I had to clean them before riding to restaurant.
I felt smelling from my pants while eating.
My nose is a little bit strange even now Sick
There's a dust bin of other apartment near my apartment, I often find stray cats there. I think they find and carry "foods" near my bikes. I found an opened tuna can yesterday.
At least I put a large plastic bag on my bike yesterday.
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I share your disgust.

Time to get a high powered water gun and stock up on the balloon water bombs.
Maybe worth checking the dust bin lids are closed.

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PostPosted: 20:54 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm told citronella oil is supposed to deter cats.
Put a few drops in water in one of those plant spray thingies.
Spray on and around area you want to protect.

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PostPosted: 21:31 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for your ideas!
I will check dust bin lids are closed and I'm going to find citronella oil+spray and "cat cut sheet".
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

No citronella on your seat or you will slip around. Smile
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Citronella stinks as well. Better than cat piss though. Worked in my old place when I had a cat problem. Along with a good stiff kick. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

HT wrote:
No citronella on your seat or you will slip around. Smile

Thanks pat san. I will be careful not to spray it on my seat.
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

cats wouldnt jump up to piss on a seat, i imagine its a person whos done that
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

As above, a cat would never jump up to piss on a motorbike seat.
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

scorps wrote:
cats wouldnt jump up to piss on a seat, i imagine its a person whos done that

It's so scary!
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

carvell wrote:
As above, a cat would never jump up to piss on a motorbike seat.

Is it really??
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

kawashima wrote:

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PostPosted: 23:02 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am laughing my ass off at all these suggestions.

It probably isn't cats piss but cats spray.
Spray is much more pungent and acidic, it will breakdown nearly anything it comes into to contact with.

If a cat wants to spray on your bike, it will.
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

No way a cat would jump on a bike to piss on it.

It is most likley some pisshead who lost his inhibitions to respect peoples' property after a Friday night drinking session. Or you have somebody with a vendetta against you.
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

guile wrote:
No way a cat would jump on a bike to piss on it.

ORLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q54lVO7elt0

Cats will spray on anything, they do it to mark their territory.
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh a cat is such an honourable creature it would never think of jumping up on motorcycle to piss on the seat. Rolling Eyes

My arse. If they'll jump up on furniture and have a dump then what's to stop them having a pish too..

They will find warm places when it's cold and a motorbike seat may be warm enough. After it has a wee siesta then who knows if it feels like a shite and lays a Mr. Whippy where it was sleeping?

I had cats shite-ing in my garden. I got a deterent doofer.

https://www.primrose.co.uk/-p-402.html?adtype=pla&kwd=&gclid=CIvEkqjM_roCFa-WtAodrlgAgg

I think it is working.

I do not dislike cats, I dislike cats who shite on my stuff.
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 24 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had one of the local moggies spray on my bike cover a couple of times, it stank for months. Sad
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PostPosted: 00:34 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cat piss on your seat? Bloody lucky.

Wait 'til you leave your new Shoei helmet on the hall floor one night.

Wait until a local tomcat discovers you have an accidentally unsecured cat flap.

Wait until you're a bit late for work in the morning.

Wait until you get to the office and wonder why it smells of cat spray.

Trust me, it's a memory that won't fade nearly enough.

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PostPosted: 06:54 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't have a problem with cats, it's the dogs piss that's the problem, my rear wheel and bike cover is saturated with the stuff, a right old stench.
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PostPosted: 07:38 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Find a few local cats that happen to be sleeping and piss on them.
Problem sorted.
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PostPosted: 08:19 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll just leave this here.

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PostPosted: 08:53 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or this, the new GTI version

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PostPosted: 09:55 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

A cat might spray over the wheel but it wouldn't urinate on the seat unless it was scared or in distress. I suspect your bike has been pissed on by a two-legged animal.
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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