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Ste
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PostPosted: 01:15 - 06 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why don't you go and take some pictures of the huge waves?
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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 09:34 - 06 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Why don't you go and take some pictures of the huge waves?

Real close up shots. Don't use the zoom.
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PostPosted: 10:11 - 06 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Let me guess whats next - ''went surfing with the horse today''
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PostPosted: 10:16 - 06 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 10:20 - 06 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whoops, dp.
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chris-red
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 06 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
You have horses and a girlfriend? Why didn't you tell us sooner?
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 06 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
All you neigh sayers...
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oldpink
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PostPosted: 14:02 - 06 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
chris-red wrote:
You have horses and a girlfriend? Why didn't you tell us sooner?


would you have believed him ??
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Walloper
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 06 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
dodsi wrote:
All you neigh sayers...


Actually the horse is physically incapable of pronouncing the 'N' in Neigh.

I was reliably informed.

https://soundbible.com/429-Horse-Neigh.html
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Chalky.
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PostPosted: 17:26 - 06 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
oldpink wrote:
chris-red wrote:
You have horses and a girlfriend? Why didn't you tell us sooner?


would you have believed him ??


Woooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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whitmorereans
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 06 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
chris-red wrote:
You have horses and a girlfriend? Why didn't you tell us sooner?

They're one and the same.
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swampy
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 06 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, bring your very own slice of Lincolnshire right into your living room with mistergixer's very own official BCF warped posting template*. Now you can quickly and easily create your own warped posts by simply filling in a few of the blanks:

warped wrote:


a post op transexual /miss b/miss s/my mum/some whale.

snowboards/horses/motorcycles/fabrication

saved girls life/vainglorious boast/ saved friends life/de-shitted fishfingers

blah blah oooh sex! blah blah

Denmark/Ireland/Cornwall/London

throat punch/back hander/manly slap/full physical restraint




Note: for best results use in the early hours of the morning.

*accurate to within 4thou.


I hope you don;t mind, but I could not resist filling in some of the blanks... You could also now use the list for a fun and entertaining 'Warped post content Bingo' game. Four corners, a line and then full house to win..
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Walloper
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 06 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
swampy wrote:
mistergixer wrote:
Ladies and gentlemen, bring your very own slice of Lincolnshire right into your living room with mistergixer's very own official BCF warped posting template*. Now you can quickly and easily create your own warped posts by simply filling in a few of the blanks:

warped wrote:


a post op transexual /miss b/miss s/my mum/some whale.

snowboards/horses/motorcycles/fabrication

saved girls life/vainglorious boast/ saved friends life/de-shitted fishfingers

blah blah oooh sex! blah blah

Denmark/Ireland/Cornwall/London

throat punch/back hander/manly slap/full physical restraint




Note: for best results use in the early hours of the morning.

*accurate to within 4thou.


I hope you don;t mind, but I could not resist filling in some of the blanks... You could also now use the list for a fun and entertaining 'Warped post content Bingo' game. Four corners, a line and then full house to win..


Well the warp factor at bcf offers some distraction when things bike or shite related are thin on the ground and we have to rely on those 'I was feeling Bored' threads that some regulars cannot help them selves from starting.

SO there is 'some' purpose though that is warped (no pun intended).
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